Does this post make me look fat?

[arbusto_baboso]

Be honest.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Um..."I love you".

Did I get it right?

[arbusto_baboso]

4. This is one of those questions women ask us...

for which there is NO correct answer.

When I hear it, I just try to be as complimentary as possible, but I still hunker down for the verbal beatdown that I know is coming.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. A friend once painted "Yes Dear" on a shirt

and wore it often :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

2. No, baby! You look really sexy in that post. I love it. Really, I do.

[arbusto_baboso]

3. Obviously YOU'VE been married a long time.

Why do women ask us these trick questions, anyway?

[HopeHoops]

6. Well, yes I have been, but that's not how I know the answer. I read a lot of comic strips.

My wife is under 5', all of 98 lbs and a 2nd degree blackbelt who teaches/takes class four nights a week and runs the demo team on Saturday. Trust me, I don't get that type of question.

[arbusto_baboso]

9. Her name isn't Diana, is it?

Sounds like someone I dated in college.

[HopeHoops]

10. No, but I dated her in college as well. We've been together 25 years this month.

We married 22 1/2 years ago.

[arbusto_baboso]

12. Wow. Congratulations.

Mrs. Arbusto and I just celebrated 18 years in October. We both have friends who've been married, divorced, remarried, and divorced again within that time frame.

[HopeHoops]

14. One of my wife's high school friends is on her, I don't know, 6th or 8th marriage or something?

They've got 12 or so children between them. She was always sort of a ditz. Before her first wedding, the minister asked why she wanted to marry her fiance. Her response was something to the effect of "I don't know. I saw him and he was sort of cute." His response was a long list of reasons why she is an exceptional friend and will make a great wife. They got divorced about two years later.

We took our vows seriously and it sounds like you did as well.

[arbusto_baboso]

17. It's not so much vows. It's a daily decision.

And a lot of effort.

[HopeHoops]

20. Well phrased.

:thumbsup:

[KamaAina]

7. Just your head

:P

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Well, I KNOW that.

Duh.

[kayakjohnny]

11. Maybe if you'd just use a smaller font

then optically it wouldn't seem so bad.

[arbusto_baboso]

13. Bite my shiny metal ass, pink monkey.

[MrScorpio]

15. You don't need any assistance at all in that department.

[arbusto_baboso]

16. Of all people, I expected better from you.

:hi:

[rcrush]

18. Yes

Fatter than all hell.

[arbusto_baboso]

19. ALL hell?

How fat is Hell, anyway?

[rcrush]

21. You ever been to a Carls Jr?