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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Wed Dec-16-09 04:58 PM
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Best. Web. Site. EVAH.

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com

It gets better. Read the HTML source code. :rofl:

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GreenPartyVoter

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Wed Dec-16-09 05:00 PM
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1. LOL

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Call Me Wesley

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Wed Dec-16-09 05:17 PM
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2. Good one!

:thumbsup:

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alp227

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Thu Dec-17-09 12:36 AM
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3. If you're taking computer programming/engineering you'll get it

As an engineering student, I can see the joke!!!!

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rockymountaindem

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Thu Dec-17-09 12:45 AM
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4. Yet. YET. Key word: YET

When that thing starts sucking us into a giant black hole like a cosmic Hoover, I hope you're the first to go. Then I'll have millisecond to laugh at your impudent sass before I, do, am squished into oblivion like an equally cosmic ant. But that millisecond will be totally worth it.

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Thu Dec-17-09 10:34 AM
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5. HA! The joke's on you! I'm farther away from Switzerland than you are!

Nyah nyah nyah!

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kentauros

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Thu Dec-17-09 03:21 PM
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8. But the air is what will get sucked in first,

because it's less dense. So, the closer you are, the more air you get and the further away you are, the more rarefied it gets, suffocating you :P

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rockymountaindem

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Thu Dec-17-09 03:44 PM
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9. Well then I'm fucked every which way...

I'll race you to Tierra del Fuego!

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Richardo

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Thu Dec-17-09 10:52 AM
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6. Code:

<head>
<style type="text/css">
body {
background-color: #000;
color: #fff;
font-family:arial,helvetica;
font-size:5em;
text-align: center;
}
#main {
margin: 0px auto;
margin-top: 150px;
width: 350px;
text-align:center;
}
</style>
<title>Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="application/atom+xml" title="Recent Entries"
href="http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/atom.xml" />
</head>
<body>
<div id="main">
<script type="text/javascript">
if (!(typeof worldHasEnded == "undefined")) {
document.write("YUP.");
} else {
document.write("NOPE.");
}
</script>
<noscript>NOPE.</noscript>
</div>
<script type="text/javascript">
var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." :
"http://www.");
document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost +
"google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));
</script>
<script type="text/javascript">
var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-275043-3");
pageTracker._trackPageview();
</script>

</body>
</html>

I'm not an engineer, so I'm not seeing every joke I'm sure, but those I DO see are funny. :D

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mike_c

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Thu Dec-17-09 03:13 PM
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7. that's classic....

Nicely done.

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Redstone

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Thu Dec-17-09 04:11 PM
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10. Damn funny, indeed.

Redstone

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