My very own Tiger Woods thread

[Saboburns]

Well hell. I've had a few fuckups in my life, lots actually.

And here's my advice to you Tiger, man to man.

Show up at the Master's half in the bag in an Black Escalade with spinners spinning, and the bass thumping. Jenna Jameson on one arm, Miley Cyrus on the other. When you open the door to get out empty beer cans, pill bottles and lil pink panties ought to spill out en mass.

And you need some mirrored sunglasses. These are key.

Your marriage is over, but face it, you haven't done anything illegal. You've banked a BILLION dollars.

I say fuck it man, let it roll.

[texanwitch]

1. My view is he blew it by not coming out and admitting what he did.

He would still have to take some time out but he would have be forgiven in time.

Now he will be a joke, a rich joke but a joke.

He had a nice looking wife, money, and kids.

He I think he is was just stupid.

[Saboburns]

2. True

So he should be true to himself.

He likes slutty girls, pain pills and parties a little bit.

Sounds like most of the people I know. Except our fuckups never make it to TMZ.

[texanwitch]

3. I feel sorry for his family.

This is going to drag out for a long time.

[bluedigger]

4. Well, somebody had to go last...

Hey, he just got named SI's Athlete of the Decade, so it's not a totally lost month for him.

[Saboburns]

5. Personally

I'd say by this years British Open things will be back to some sort of 'normalcy' considering Tiger.

See also: Rick Pitino, Bill Clinton, et al.

[triguy46]

6. I think he needs to get with John Daly to find out how to live the low life.

[goldcanyonaz]

7. I'd love to be in the crowd wearing a "I slept with Tiger" tshirt.

Although, I doubt I would be the only one wearing it.