Praise me, for I am a jerk. (Satire)

[Writer]

I revel in my ability to hurt others.

I enjoy watching people I don't know get upset when I insult them.

I am a brilliant, amazing individual who deserves praise for her ability to control other people's emotions.

I don't need to hold myself accountable for how I communicate with others. I don't need to perform self-introspection.

I am a jerk. And I am grand.

Praise me, for inside I am a shell of a human being who only holds herself upright by the negative energy she absorbs from others.

Thanks for the break. Now I must return to GD.


All the best, chumps,

~Not Writer~



;)

[PassingFair]

1. Funny, doesn't READ like satire.

:)

[Writer]

2. I am now working on a brilliant, loaded insult.

You just wait!

~Not Writer~

[Writer]

3. Still working on it.

Oh, I know this will be a GOOD one, too!

You just wait.

[Writer]

4. Wait - I got it! I got it!

Here's my big insult... ready?


PassingFair, are you actually passing air?



HA! Praise me for my brilliant meanness.

;)

[PassingFair]

6. Not brilliant, I'm afraid...

Passing GAS is the preferred insult.

FAIL

[Writer]

7. But FAIR and AIR rhyme!

Passing gas sounds so drab.

And FAIR is one letter away from FAIL.

So THERE!

;)

~Not Writer~

[PassingFair]

8. The rhyme is a gimmick.

It fails to convey the insult succinctly....


:)

[Writer]

11. Huh... okay.

So I need to devise a real, gimmick-free insult.

Let me ponder it for a while.

[sarge43]

5. Have fun storming the castle. n/t

[Robeson]

9. I've always thought you were just a shill...

...but apparently, you're even worse... :P

[Writer]

10. My checks don't come from the University, no.

That's just a cover...

They come from the MSMDLCMIC Illuminati!

:P

[JackDragna]

12. Wait..I like this! This is ME!

Yeah!