I have the day off. Entertain me

[taterguy]

Right fucking now

[kwassa]

1. I just farted.

Entertaining enough?

[taterguy]

2. Not even close

[graywarrior]

3. .

[taterguy]

4. That dude looks nothing like me. I'm not bald

Yet

[graywarrior]

5. Let's review.

I posted that in MY post indicating that the dude was ME. Therefore, I must be bald.

[taterguy]

6. If the dude is you does that mean you're a dude?

Bummer

[graywarrior]

10. Everyone's a dude, even cats

Especially cats

[HopeHoops]

7. A cop is sitting in his car outside a bar when a guy stumbles out...

The cop watches the guy stumble around aimlessly for a few minutes and then gets out of his car to confront him. The drunk spots the officer and calls out to him, "Hey, occifer. I can't find my motahsickle."

As the officer gets closer, he notices the guy is holding a key in his right hand. "I hope you weren't intending to drive in that condition, but where did you last see your motorcycle?"

"It was right here on the end of this key!" he replies.

Just then, the officer noticed the man's penis was hanging out of his pants. "Sir, did you know you're exposing yourself? You should do something about that."

The drunk looks down, notices his cock hanging out and shouts, "SHIT! I lost my GIRLFRIEND TOO!"

[taterguy]

8. Nice post Townes

[Dr. Strange]

9. From the Lamebook:

[rurallib]

11. !!!!

how do you keep a foll entertained for hours?
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[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Why the fuck should I entertain you?

[Dr. Strange]

13. You're the only one in the Lounge who has a tutu.

Well, the only one with a tutu that fits, anyway. So who else is going to entertain the taterguy?

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Well, good point, but...

It doesn't really fit anymore. It's getting a little tight...you can kind of see the outline of my navel through the pink, sheer fabric.

[Dr. Strange]

16. No I can't: my eyes just rebelled and left for France.

You really need to start wearing blue. Pink is just not your color.

[Skittles]

15. you want I should kick your ass, right fucking now, taterguy?

LEMME AT YOU

[taterguy]

17. That would be very entertaining. What would you like me to wear?

[Dr. Strange]

18. LFP has a pink tutu you could borrow.