I would like you to stay out of the lounge for a while.

[kayakjohnny]

What would be a fair monetary compensation for this request?

I can send a money order or just use paypal if you like.

I can also use mastercard and visa, but not discover or american express.

I can send US dollars in a plain envelope.

The point is that I'll pay to have you leave this room.

At least for a while. Til things settle down a bit.

Please be reasonable with your request. I'm not made of gold.

But I do want to see you out of here.

And I'll flip you a few bucks to make it come true.

If the price is right.

Your posting is driving me batty.

I think you know who you are.

Everyone else, please carry on as always.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. $75 per 24 hour period. n/t

[TK421]

2. would you scratch my itchy balls?

[kayakjohnny]

5. With cayenne pepper on a really, really long q-tip? No prob.

I'm all about helping my fellow 'man'.

Is that your generic answer for everything? You don't put that on job apps, do ya? That would just be weird.

[TK421]

6. In fact, I do! Everyone loves my balls!!!

:D seems you would hire me, given the visual with the cayenne pepper ( ooh...tingly! )

[kayakjohnny]

3. You're too quick. That's very incriminating.

But your rates are not bad. I'll consider you even if I wasn't considering you. But it very well could have been you. And it might even be you. If not, then I was certainly thinking of someone else.

[bigwillq]

4. Go ask Obama for money.

He seems to have no problem with handing out the cash. :rofl:

edit: Ok, I guess I didn't read your post as clearly as I thought. I thought you were asking for money. I got nothing for you. :rofl: