Bacon!

[JVS]

[rcrush]

1. Tender ranch chicken strips!

[Brother Buzz]

2. bacon

Never fry bacon in the nude

[goldcanyonaz]

3. Our 206 lb Saint Bernard is addicted to Turkey Bacon

and cat tootsie rolls.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Mike Nelson's (MST3K / RiffTrax) "Month of Bacon"

http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/01/31/bacon-stupidity/

Bacon Stupidity
January 31st, 2009 by Mike Nelson · 307 Comments



I’ll get right to the good stuff: for the entire month of February, 2009, I, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. Nothing, my friends, but bacon.

Why? Because bacon is nature’s finest and most nourishing food. Also, because several doubters on the RiffTrax staff had the unmitigated gall to insult bacon by making the outrageous claim that, as good as it is, no one could eat very much of it and live. I can and will. Therefore I will spend the month proving it.

And I invite any and all of you to join me in my quest. If you do, I’ll certainly share your stories and blog posts.

Now for the fine print: “Bacon” shall hereafter refer to the cured and smoked fatty cuts of pork, either back, side or belly. In other words “American bacon”. No “Canadian bacon”, which is really just lunchmeat. No pork chops. No turkey bacon. No “tofacon” or any such horror. Just bacon.