Will Pitt and Beetwasher stole my liver!

[IrateCitizen]

Once again meeting up with DUers in a social setting ends up in disaster.

I went and met up with some of the DUers who were in the NYC area on Saturday -- NYC, Stephanie, Beetwasher, frankzappa, Bleachers7 and Will -- for some pints at a pub in Midtown South. By the end of the evening, the only people left were Will Pitt, myself and Beetwasher.

Tequila entered into the equation at that point, with predictable results.

Let's just say that I had to call my wife at 12:30 AM to come and pick me up at the last train stop on my line, because I had passed out and missed my stop. After some subsequent bouts of vomiting and retching, I ended up sleeping on the sofa due to the stench eminating from my body, as the alcohol began to leach its way out of my tissues.

Today, I am STILL overcoming the symptoms of the "Irish flu". And it's all Will Pitt and Beetwasher's fault.

(actually, it's my own fault -- but it's just so much easier to blame someone else for my lapse in intelligence!)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Will can put it away can't he?

I swear that boy's got a hollow leg or something.

[VelmaD]

6. That boy is freakin' amazing.

Never ever ever volunteer to pick up his bar tab.

[NightNurse]

8. Much like DYLAN THOMAS

:hangover: Sorry we missed it!

Let's Go!:bounce: ST. JOE'S!

[dorktv]

20. He does...It is made out of aluminum.

[kmla]

2. Wow. For a second there, I thought you were going to reveal

that you were an extra in the movie remake of "Coma". And that Will and Beetwasher were cast in starring roles....

[prolesunited]

3. Eeeew

I haven't drank until I threw up in a long, long time. I hate that. :puke:

Lots and lots of water today. Perhaps some Gatorade as well. You're probably pretty dehydrated.

Hope you had so much fun that it's all worth it.

[IrateCitizen]

4. Oh, I guzzled H2O and OJ all day yesterday...

This is day TWO of the Irish Flu. My stomach is still cramped up.

Was it worth it? The getting together part, definitely. The reversion to alcohol consumption a la my college days, definitely not.

[prolesunited]

5. You're right!

It is day TWO. Wow, a two-day hangover is pretty bad.

Unfortunately, as we get old our bodies don't recover as well. I think it was after my first two-day hangover that I realized I could not longer drink like I did when I was in college.

On edit, hope you feel better soon. :hug:

[TahitiNut]

7. There's a reason it's called inTOXICated.

:shrug: Since I drank enough in college to last me four lifetimes, I stopped drinking 15 years ago. Best thing I ever did for myself. I'm now a designated driver for any outing.

[IrateCitizen]

9. Y'know, I usually remember this...

To be honest, I hardly drink at all anymore. I'll get a 12-pack of beer and it will last me for months.

The problem is, every once in a while, I forget that I'm 30 and go out and act like a 22-year old. One of those times was this past Saturday night. :dunce:

The luxury of not having to drive due to the availability of the train is sometimes NOT a good thing....

[WilliamPitt]

10. I refuse to be blamed for this one

I warned you early that you had to get home. You responded by ordering another beer, and then another, and then slamming that shot.

:)

[IrateCitizen]

11. Like I said in my initial post, Will...

Actually, I don't blame you and Russ for what happened -- it's just much easier than actually blaming myself. ;-)

[WilliamPitt]

12. I can't believe you fell asleep on the train

Weren't we talking that very night about you're having done that before?

Shoulda stayed out with us. :)

[IrateCitizen]

13. I wouldn't call it "falling asleep" -- it would more aptly be described

as "passing out".

Seriously, I was out cold as soon as I got on the train, and the next thing I knew the announcer was saying it was the last stop, for everybody to get off.

My wife had to come pick my up 1/2 hour away.

Staying out with you guys would have only resulted in trouble, BELIEVE me! I already owe my wife big-time for picking me up after midnight.

[Beetwasher]

14. LOL!

You hold it well, I had no idea you were that drunk!

And if I remember correctly it was YOU who reminded me that I had suggested shots when I first got there...Perhaps we were lucky they were out of Jagermeister, otherwise....

Good to see you guys though!

[IrateCitizen]

15. Well, apparently there's no "remembering correctly" on my part...

... because I had forgotten about that inconvenient reality. I guess it only heaps more blame on my own head.

I usually do hold it pretty well -- many people have told me that I actually come across as pretty "with it" when I'm absolutely shitfaced in reality. But tequila is ALWAYS my downfall. I should have known better, but it's a weakness I always give into.

Good to see you guys, too. And remember the theme of the night when you're on DU:

AAAAAHHHHHHH! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! AAAAAHHHHH!

(screamed while simultaneously slamming fists down on keyboard)

[Beetwasher]

16. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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[WilliamPitt]

17. No, FUCK *YOU*!!!

And your fucking candidate, too!!!

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[commander bunnypants]

18. Tequila = Death

stick with goldschlager.

But it sounded fun

DDQM

[DinahMoeHum]

19. Ah yes, "the things that you do when you're drinking. . .

"...well they seem to make so much sense..."

- Jim Morris
"The Things You Do When You're Drinking"

:evilgrin:

[PVnRT]

21. Lightweight!

C'mon, tequila and beer put you out? Please. Throw back two or three kamikazes with that and you may earn some respect from us true lushes in the audience.

[SarahB]

22. They all drank me under the table in Boston in November

Every last one of them, but I had an hour and 20 minute drive home to CT, so I had to be good. I'm going again with another Connecticut DUer Amaya, but I don't know if I'm driving yet or she is. I've only gotten drunk once since I was 18 (I was sort of a bad girl my senior year of high school though) about 5 years ago and I managed to hit that fine line where I was high as a kite, but not puking my guts out. We shall see if anyone wants to see the absolute horror of a drunken Sarah if Amaya ends up driving. :scared:

[LynneSin]

23. There was tequila involved and I was nowhere to be found

AMAZING

:shrug:

[latebloomer]

24. Was Hannibal Lechter with you as well?

"Would you like a little chianti with that?"

[LynneSin]

25. Don't forget the Fava Beans

:D