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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 11:20 AM
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All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth? Fuck that.
You can still eat cookies without front teeth.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 11:32 AM
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1. What about corn on the cob?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 11:49 AM
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2. That's what dynamite is for, you Hitler of corn.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 11:54 AM
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3. My minions are called...Maizies.
It's a combination of maize and Nazi, intended to strike fear in the ears and stalks of all who dare oppose me.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 05:02 PM
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4. That's why God invented sharp knives.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 05:08 PM
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5. I have managed just fine for 30 years without my two front teeth.
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