And now... The Airing of Grievances...

[TheMightyFavog]

Mason Crosby... You are a shitty kicker. Quite possibly the shittiest in the NFL. You can't hit anything past 25 yds to save your life. You don't even belong in the NFL, you useless ass!

Jimmy Fallon... You are not funny. You weren't funny on SNL, (In fact, all you ever did was drag Tina Fey down, but what do you expect form a Weekend Update anchor who only got the job because the marketing dolts told Lorne that idiot teenybopper girls were gaga over his pretty face) and you aren't funny on your own show. Period.

The Milwaukee Brewers... Why can't you ever seem to get your hands on reliable relief pitching? And every year, every year we lose one or two key players to injury, and the season goes completely to ratshit. Get your shit together this season! It's been 52 years since a team from Milwaukee won it all, so I say we're fucking due!

Lewis Black... Your last album, Anticipation was not your best work. Very little political humor? What gives?

Mr. President... Oh, gods, where do I begin? You know, screw it, Let's just say I'm disappointed and leave it at that.

China and India... Way to fuck up Copenhagen, you dicks.

The BBC World Service... You had a decent story on the Ugandan effort to make homosexuality a capital offense, but you fuckers dropped the ball by not reporting on the connections between the lawmakers pushing this bill and our own American Talibornagains. What the fuck?

[tigereye]

1. people who want me to fax them things at the last minute should make

clear WHAT FAX NUMBER they want me to use.


:D Also, don't witch at me or I won't hurry to do what you want. :evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

2. to my boss

you are an empty-headed, inept, two-faced, lying worthless sack of camel crap. it's no wonder you've run a few businesses into the ground already. oh yeah, pay me what i'm worth, fuckwit.

my county sheriff: you are also empty-headed, inept and a lying sack of camel crap, but what's worse is that you're an egomanical freeper attention whore. i can't wait until you're term-limited out of office next year. fuck you and your bloviating bullshit.

the cure: i love you guys, always have and always will. you put on a great show, but please explain 4:13 dream to me. it was such a disappointment.

[taterguy]

3. The Lounge: Why can't you be fun like in the old days?

[jakefrep]

4. It's Festivus year-round in GD...

...judging from the volume of grievances aired there.

[sarge43]

5. .....

Fox: where the hell is House MD? It's shitty enough of you to strangle Firefly in its crib.
Fuckers, have you no shame.