Deck us all with Boston Charlie ...

[eppur_se_muova]

Walla Walla, Wash., and Kalamazoo!

c'mon ... everybody now!

[grasswire]

1. Norah's freezing on the trolley

Swaller dollar cauliflower alleygaroo!

[grasswire]

2. Don't we know archaic barrel

Lullaby lillaby louisville Lou
Trolly Molly don't love Harold
Boola Boola Pensacoola Hullaballoo!

[grasswire]

3. here's the rest, but from google, not from memory

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker 'n' too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloupe, 'lope with you!

Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

[sarge43]

4. Not a Christmas carol, but I've always liked

"Jose, can you see....."

[tigereye]

5. ha ha! Hilarious!

[Ikonoklast]

6. Hahaa! You've really dated yourself with that one!

The sad part is, I remember that gem when Walt Kelly first wrote it.

Just another old fart here.