Avatar in a sentence. * Possible Spoilers*

[Tuesday Afternoon]

An an age old story vividly retold in a palette of pastels and neon. The end.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. Pan's Labrynith was a better crafted story.

:)

[Xipe Totec]

13. No! Duh! Really?!

Comparing Pan's Labrynith to Avatar is like comparing Château Lafite to Thunderbird.

[Orrex]

22. Feh.

The credits on the back of the Pan's Labyrinth DVD are a better crafted story!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. bwahahaahahahaha. thanks I needed that belly laugh -

:D :thumbsup:

[proteus_lives]

2. Avatar in five panels.

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. it is the truth and better editing, too

:thumbsup:

[Alexander]

4. Dances With Wolves and Ferngully with expensive CGI and a worse plot.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. plot was too long and charcters were one dimensional, no depth.

sorry, that is what I saw.

[Alexander]

6. I agree completely.

A bunch of Avatar fanboys jumped down my throat a few days ago for daring to criticize this movie.

I guess when you blow hundreds of millions on CGI, you don't need a plot or developed characters.

[EndersDame]

7. It was a fun blockbuster though.

And I think that was the point. :)

[Xipe Totec]

15. I good way to measure a film is how many times you look at your watch

I could not wait for this POS to be over.

The CGI was wasted.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. fun? my eyes were hurting and half way through I was yawning.

if you call that fun, then Yeah, It was fun.

[SteppingRazor]

9. Hmph. I should've looked at the thread before posting.

GMTA. :toast:

[Xipe Totec]

14. Bingo! n/t

[SteppingRazor]

8. Dances With Wolves in Outer Space. The end.

[pokerfan]

10. Dances with Aliens (nt)

[Posteritatis]

20. Dances with Smurfs. (nt)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. "It's CGI trash..."

"...but its fanboys will oversell a half-assed liberal/progressive message in order to get people to see it so they don't feel so bad for having wasted money on tickets.

:hide:

[sarge43]

12. It was a dark and stormy night when this dude turned blue, grew very tall

and had change of life style. Fin.

[baldguy]

17. Jake changes his life in a big way.

[Posteritatis]

21. I kinda like that synopsis

Also, I had to sit second row centre for the thing. I left with a bit more sympathy for his original condition because of it...

[RoyGBiv]

18. I saw this movie before ...

...when it had Kevin Costner in it once again role playing his white guilt while completely missing the point.

[phasma ex machina]

19. Ask me tomorrow. I got a date to see it tonight. LOL.