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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 09:50 PM
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I hate fucking Cowboys.
Obvious copycat...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 09:52 PM
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1. They don't bathe for days at a time and smell like cattle
What's to love?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 10:03 PM
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2. Yes, indeed.
They smell like cow chips. :(
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Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 10:18 PM
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3. Well then
Don't fuck them. :7
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-28-09 01:10 AM
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4. Chaps and vaseline.
Rather fuck cowgirls, but my wife won't let me.

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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-28-09 08:54 AM
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8. Try becoming a cowboy
Then you can screw a cowgirl--your wife! :evilgrin:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-28-09 12:34 PM
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9. I got the big ol' hat and boots and even a gunbelt, but she draws the line at
spurs.

Hard on the sheets.

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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-28-09 01:18 AM
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5. Is fucking used as a verb or adjective in your OP?
:evilgrin;
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-28-09 01:37 AM
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6. obvious? are ye sure, elshiva?
:7
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-28-09 07:52 AM
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7. kick
:kick:

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