This guy needs one more tattoo.

[Archae]

One on his forehead saying, "Loser."



This man wanted a ride to a bar, so he called 911 and was taken to several bars, except they were made of metal.

Gregory Oras of Oldsmar, Florida called 911 three times claiming to have been beaten up and having a broken nose and bleeding ears. Even though at first glance he does look like he's been attacked, all he really wanted was a ride to another bar and thought the police would be accommodating. They provided him with other accommodations, especially after he kicked an officer and had to be tased.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34629983/ns/us_news-weird_news?gt1=43001

[Ron Green]

1. Florida again. I'm keepin' track.