I went to a comedy club last week and discovered than any joke is made funnier by adding "the fuck"

[Bucky]

Take this example of an old family favorite joke (first, the old blah version):

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Armageddon!"

"Armageddon Who?"

"Armageddon your Volvo when you finally rapture out of here!"

Now the new and improved version (with 100% more fuck!)

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Armageddon!"

"Armageddon Who?"

"Armageddon your Volvo when you finally rapture the fuck out of here!"

See? Just two simple words add at least 70% more humor to any joke... or even make the audience nervously giggle when you have no joke to actually tell! Thank you, comedians from the comedy club last week. You made me just a little bit smarter.

[rcrush]

1. HAH

That worked!

[KG]

2. is there anything that can't be made more awesome by just adding 'the fuck!'?

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. Wait til they come out with the **NEW & IMPROVED** the fuck, or Super Concentrated the fuck..

:hi:

[Bucky]

4. They did, but it's so offensive you can't post it on this board w/o being tombstoned.

On the plus side, it won't bother our great grandkids when they use it in everyday conversation.

[LostInAnomie]

5. My name

I don't want to be known as LostInAnomie the fuck.

[nuxvomica]

6. If nothing is 100% more of nothing...

...then where the fuck did the "the fuck" in "the fuck" version come the fuck from? :shrug: