The Matcom Birthday Gift Registry Thread!!

[matcom]

i know, i know

you ALL want to get me something for my big 35th but your afraid that you will ALL double up on that special something!

so, I have started this thread as a public service to ALL of you who are clammering to get old Matcom a gift for his big day.

well, you have until Saturday and feel free to use this thread as Matcom's Gift Registry

Here, you can see what your DU friends are giving Matcom on his big day and it is HERE that you will be able to ensure that Matcom isn't "double-gifted". :D

So, POST AWAY AND TELL THE WORLD WHAT YOU ARE GIVING ME FOR MY UPCOMING BIRTHDAY!!!!!

:bounce: :spank: Matcom :spank:

[Qanisqineq]

1. a good swift kick in the ass

:silly:

[matcom]

3. EXCELLENT!

but what will Skittles get me now? x(

[childslibrarian]

2. Ginsu knives that really REALLY work!!!

and a teeny tiny back scrubber...

[matcom]

4. i have been MEANING to cut a Coke Can in half!

wooohoooooo :bounce:

[SarahB]

5. Booze

I think you'd like that. :P

[matcom]

6. well, DUH!

the ONLY gift that i will allow duplicates of :P

:loveya:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. A rhinestone thong and matching cowboy hat

:spank:

[matcom]

10. but i already HAVE one!

x(

[DarkPhenyx]

8. OK MatCom...

...You can get me a new bicycle for my birthday. Thanks! You are the greatest!

Oh, this is for your b-day. No Fair! *kicks dirt*

[matcom]

11. silly, silly DUer

this is all about

ME

DAMMIT!! :D

[Don_G]

9. Fanny Floss?

Or a barrell of Pinto Beans?

[matcom]

12. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

fanny floss.........................

[Djinn]

17. OUCH!

"fanny" means something quite different in Australia

[SarahB]

18. LOL

I had a southern hemisphere buddy once tell me something about fannies. I know what it means. :7

[supernova]

13. A Yak corral

so you can reign in all your yaks! :D

[matcom]

14. put up an electric fence last year

don't need one

did i hear scratch tickets? :D

[Don_G]

15. Ah Ha!

The Maytag Repairman!

[matcom]

16. LMAO!

but what would Mrs Matcom do with all her butter knives?????

[MikeG]

19. How about a George W. Bush farting doll.

I think every democratic candidate who dropped out got one as a parting gift.

[matcom]

20. does it smell?

x(

[MikeG]

21. No, but it makes a farting noise and vibrates.

It has several different sayings like

"Hey Saddam, here's a weapon of mass destruction!" (Fart).

[Skittles]

22. are you an Aries male ?

I heard Aries males are f***ing a**holes. :7

[matcom]

24. yup

my ass must be kicked NOW DAMMIT! :D

[Catshrink]

23. You already got mine ---

a new photo of ZW. I know it wasn't a good photo.... but hey, it's very recent!

[matcom]

40. ACK!!

missed this one!

so sorry. it got lost in the shuffle!

and I LOVE early gifts! :loveya:

[LynneSin]

25. The same thing you gave me for my last birthday

:D

[matcom]

26. REGIFTER!!

:P

[LynneSin]

30. If it was good enough for me then it's good enough for you

WE'll negotiate when I get to Boston.

Should I bring tequila?

[JCMach1]

27. I believe Matcom is part of the March 27, EVILDUer Troika

of Matcom JCMach1 and Underpants...

Three of the evilest DUer's around...

Must be something about the day?

[matcom]

28. lock up your DAUGHTERS!

:bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Lotion. That poor little rear end has got to be getting pretty chapped

by now.

[matcom]

31. that's nice of you

i like either Lilac or Boisenberry scents :)

[GOPisEvil]

32. What about the lips of the other smiley?

I bet he needs some chap-stick, too. :-)

[matcom]

33. LOL

good point! he is sort of the 'runt' of the family and often overlooked. kind of like a middle child :D

[GOPisEvil]

36. Speaking as the middle child of M.A.T.C.O.M. I understand fully!

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. ROFL...

:hi:

[jus_the_facts]

35. Hummm....

...all I can afford...a :beer: and a :*

Oh and Happy Birthday ASSHOLE! :P

[matcom]

41. ACK!! MISSED THIS!

sorry hon. sneaking around DU at work :)

those are PERFECT gifts!

especially the :*

THANK YOU DEAR! :loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

43. ahem...you're welcome.....now...here's another to *grow* on.....

:evilgrin:

:* :loveya:

[VelmaD]

37. I'm getting you exactly what you got me...

for my birthday. Same size and color. :P

[matcom]

38. ANOTHER REGIFTER!

x(

[VelmaD]

39. Well, if you're a very good boy...

I might be pursuaded to put you on the list for my next round of cookie care packages.

[matcom]

49. mmmmmmmmmm cookies

:P

[MissMillie]

42. A BIG KISS!!!!

:-*

[matcom]

45. WOOOHOOOO

the BEST kind of gift!

[Zomby Woof]

44. EDITED DAMMIT!

:D Somebody stole MY floss idea!

Um, well, I will get you a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card the next time you are taking a stroll in Virginia Beach. :D

[matcom]

46. mint flavored?

:D

[Zomby Woof]

47. Yes, and waxed!

:D

[matcom]

48. wax is good for 'crack-sheen'

and that is important :bounce: