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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:41 PM
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Well, a nickel is a nickel, a dime is a dime

I need a new man, Lord I know I won't mind.
Tell me how long, dear, do I have to wait ?
Can I get you now, dear, must I hesitate ?

Well now, the eagle on the dollar says "In God we trust"
You say you won't obey me, you wanna see that dollar first
How long, dear, do I have to wait ?
Can I get you now, dear, mm, must I hesitate ?

Lord, if the river was made of whiskey an' I was a duck,
I'd just swim to the bottom an' I'd never come up.
How long, dear, mm, do I have to wait ?
Why, can I get you now, dear, mm, must I hesitate ?

Now there's rocks down in the ocean and there's fish in the sea,
I know you mean the whole world to me.
How long, dear, must I have to wait ?
Can I get you now, dear, mm, must I hesitate ?

I got them Hesitation Stockings, I got them Hesitation Shoes,
Lord knows I got them Hesitation Blues.
Tell me, how long do I have to wait ?
Why, can I get you now, dear, mm, must I hesitate ?


J.J. was special.


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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:52 PM
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1. This reminds me of a joke.
But if I tell it, your thread will be locked, LOL.
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