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Something Is Stuck in the Chimney
It is with great sadness that I must report that Santa Claus will not be available to deliver presents to all the good boys and girls this Christmas. It seems that last Christmas Santa, on his way down a chimney to deliver presents to a family, had the misfortune of meeting a sharp obstacle that led to such severe injuries that he met an untimely end. This song relates one little girl’s reaction to something stuck in the chimney on Christmas morning. She doesn’t learn until the next Christmas what it is.
"The Chimney Song"
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.
Video. The Chimney Song. Bob Rivers Comedy Group
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