Lou Dobbs sent me a yak!

[redwitch]

I don't know what he wants because I haven't read it.

[redwitch]

1. OK, I read it. Mine is the most important voice on his show!

Remember, yours is the most important voice on the Lou Dobbs Show! Call 877.55.DOBBS make your voice heard today!


I iz important!

[redwitch]

2. I hope you don't think I'm bragging.

Your voice is important too. Just not AS important. Is that better? ;-)

[redwitch]

3. Please don't respond to this thread.

I'm trying to set a DU record for the longest solo thread. kthnxbai

[redwitch]

4. You people are awesome even if you're not as important as me.

There, I said it.

[redwitch]

5. I'm thinking about changing my sigline.

Something along the line of "Lou Dobbs and me, important together." Catchy, yes? Don't answer please, remember I'm going for the record here!

[redwitch]

6. She shoots, she SCORES!

Damn, I'm good!

And thanks so much for not responding. You are really good at following directions. That's what I like about DU!

[redwitch]

7. Sigh. I'm lonely.

Sigh.

[qnr]

17. No you're not, you're redwitch

:hi:

[redwitch]

18. OH THANK GOD!

I can stop now! This is the DU post equivalent of a mercy killing. I think I love you!

[qnr]

20. Well drat, now I feel bad to have killed it, I was thoroughly enjoying reading it all :) n/t

[redwitch]

22. Have no fear. It's gonna be a loooong winter.

I will surely be stupid again soon. And I'll PM ya!

[qnr]

23. heheh great! n/t

[redwitch]

9. Say, how long is the longest solo thread?

I need to know when I can stop.

[redwitch]

8. Hey! Which one of you changed my post title?

:mad:

[redwitch]

10. I have to leave for a bit. Please behave.

And do not respond to this thread! And don't change the title either!

[redwitch]

11. Thanks for behaving while I was gone.

O8)

[redwitch]

12. Damn. I can't change the thread title anymore.

Apparently there is a statue of limitations. Series.

[redwitch]

13. OK. I'm hurt.

I thought for sure when I was TRYING to kill a thread, especially my own, I wouldn't be able to. Everyone here hates me, I am certain of it. Sigh.

[redwitch]

14. Not really, he only sent me an email.

A yak would have been lots more interesting though.

[redwitch]

15. It isn't a good sign when cabin fever starts the first week of January.

What does one take for cabin fever?

[redwitch]

16. So Sam is a biologist...

Sam has been a wildlife biologist studying shrew behavior for 25 years and is finally ready to sit down and write his doctoral dissertation. He finds the perfect writing spot, 50 acres of land in the Tennessee mountains as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there.

"Name's Bo... Your neighbor from four miles away... Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Bo is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem... after 25 years in the wildlife business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Bo stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Bo turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear?"

Bo stops in the door again and says,

"Whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us"

[madinmaryland]

19. Would you stop bogarting that joint and pass it around!

:smoke:

[redwitch]

21. Stir crazy. Has the same effect on me as the evil weed.

:-)

[madinmaryland]

29. Heh! After 10 days with the in-laws, I am ready for some peace and quiet.

:hi:

[redwitch]

33. You have a cousin in Sicily apparently.

ROME
Fri Jan 1, 2010 10:53am EST

ROME (Reuters) - A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday.

[havocmom]

24. talking with yourself is OK, but arguing with yourself might be cause for some concern

My first response to seeing lou in my Inbox was :wtf:. That turned into :what has my winger brother signed me up for: Then it went to: hey, what mailing list do I belong to who would sell me to dobbs? Followed by: Gotta unsubscribe which was quickly relpaced, wait a minute, this might help me keep an eye on what the old loon is up to.

So, I guess it had me talkin/arguing with myself too. Which is a matter of some concern to moi.

I created a special folder and filter in my mail program: Winger nutcase news... file here.

[redwitch]

25. I always argue with myself.

I am a Libra. That whole balance thing will make ya crazy!

[havocmom]

34. Yes, I know

balance is everything, and takes nearly everything ya got. They will NEVER understand us :hi:

[KamaAina]

26. A yak? An illegal Tibetan yak?

Doesn't he know they're taking jobs away from unemployed American ruminants? :P

[redwitch]

27. What does he care?

He's only pretending.
Damn yaks.

[Odin2005]

28. Hey, how'd the yak jokes get out of our Skepticism group?

[redwitch]

30. DU has a Skepticism group?

I find that hard to believe.

[Odin2005]

31. Link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=247

[redwitch]

32. I was being funny and cute.

:-) I have noted the skeptics here.