Worse spam email 'subject' line

[dweller]

You know you've received them, read a few, deleted them. And still they keep coming.
This is not about what you've done to block them, stop them, because it's futile. They'll always find a way.

But when they subject line is sooo bad you know you'll never open it.....no matter how tempting (?)....what does it say?

the latest to me.

subject:discretionary elves bleed


oy! at least it's not gibberishgobbledygook....but :wtf: ?
<me thinking> hmmm...i'd better open this one...

just curious, no elves harmed in the production of this thread,
dp

[Wickerman]

1. Oh come on, I would like to know that that one is about

YOu really didn't peak?

[dweller]

3. oh hell no

can't have the email elves hacking into my account once i've gone to bed and starting an insurrection...or sumthin.

might get messy with all the blooood,
dp

[EstimatedProphet]

2. ROFL!

Y'know, if you had to pick 3 words at random for a title, those are 3 bizarre words top string together...

[dweller]

4. yeah, it's evolved way past

100 monkeys typing at random.

toss in several too many bad doses of some bad acid tainted raw meat covered keyboards in a pen of hungry badgers.
pick and choose.
dp

[BlueJazz]

5. I got one once with the title....

"Hot Farm Animals"

I thought: Oh Yeah, Right Pal...I sure want to see these..Geez..