OK. That's it! I'm hiring a private eye.

[trof]

And possibly a divorce attorney.

For the SECOND night in a row a MAN has called asking for Miz t.
And once again I said "Who IS this?"
<click>
Dial tone.

I mean if the guy is calling from the National Whizgidget Foundation, or The Society To Improve WonderfullNess, why wouldn't he just say so?

I suspect something nefarious.
I confronted her.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? WITH YOU AND YOUR BOY FRIEND?

She denies all.
Hmmm.
:eyes:

[rebel with a cause]

1. The next time he calls asking for her, tell him.....

"Yes, this is she." ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear trof!

Ah, sweetie! You totally blew it!

You're not supposed to tell her that you're hiring someone!

Sheesh.

:eyes:


:rofl: :rofl:

[NightWatcher]

3. let me know if you need any advice about hiring a real PI

or how you can DIY

I used to be one

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

4. He can't be too bright.

If I was foolin' with another man's wife and he answered when I called, I'd hang up then!

[Sanity Claws]

5. Give your wife the phone

and put it on speakerphone.

[surrealAmerican]

6. This sounds more like a stalker than a boyfriend.

I guess you don't have caller id. That might give you an idea who it is.

[av8rdave]

7. If this is for real..

It's a distractor...not the real threat. The real one wouldn't do that.

[CLANG]

8. You should call the phone company

You're phone number is probably one digit off from a local whorehouse. Weirder things have happened.

[valerief]

11. I was one number off from a local Chinese restaurant. Damn the calls were annoying until I trained

the misdialers.

[noamnety]

9. I was gonna be travelling down that road myself.

The husband has a work wife. I was going to call it quits, but then her sister made christmas cookies for us and they were tasty, so I guess I'll stick it out at least until next christmas.

[rcrush]

10. When will you not be at home so I can call again?

This is getting frustrating!!!!!!

[Fleshdancer]

12. It's probably just meaningless sex

don't worry about it.

[Javaman]

13. To quote Animal House (they are the only true source of life's greatest wisdom):

Don't get mad, get even. :)

put all of her clothes on the font lawn with a note saying, "your midnight caller is coming by to pick up your stuff. Ta!"