After . <trying> his keys on five . vehicles, the man managed to find his car ... He sat there . as . other patrons . drove off. Finally he . switched the wipers on and off – it was a fine, dry summer night – flicked the blinkers on and
off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still . as . more . vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left . he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently . promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, “. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.” “I doubt it . Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
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