How much trouble would you be in?

[taterguy]

If your spouse / SO happened to see a text message on your cell phone from someone else that said:

"Want to come over for a romp?"

Surely there's a perfectly reasonable explanation right?

If so, please provide me with one ASAP

[Kaleva]

1. 1. a noisy or boisterous game or prank

[MrCoffee]

2. If your spouse/SO is feeling generous...

they will shine the silver platter upon which your ass will be handed to you

[LeftyMom]

3. It's a good thing you have the VW, she'd have a hard time transporting your body on a bike.

[taterguy]

4. We have plenty of shovels and a decent sized back yard

I don't think there would be much transporting involved

[denbot]

5. Alley is quite understanding.

She would let me live long enough to dig the hole.

[LeftyMom]

6. That's not very progressive of her. Cops' families need the overtime to pay the bills.

Gotta let 'em work for it.

[KG]

7. she'd ask 'why aren't i invited, too?'

:evilgrin:

[madrchsod]

8. you would`t want to know

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Just be THANKFUL it wasn't a typo of "come over for a rump"

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