SleepTalkinMan - wife blogs mild mannered husband's sleep ramblings.

[Shallah Kali]

Made me laugh until I was nearly crying. Lots of cussing so not safe for work.

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

[Maine-ah]

1. omfg

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. I htink he's having her on. LOL

[Shallah Kali]

3. she says she uses a voice activated tape recorder and might post a few sometime

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/2009/12/dec-13-2009.html#comments

some people do the darndest things when asleep like sleep eaters who gobble everything in the fridge including raw meat & caught on video tape so this might be for real.

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Could be. I can remember telling a joke in a dream that was so funny when I was asleep, but when I

woke up I remember the punchline, which was "I love surface dancing on the refrigerator!" How weird is that?

And I had a friend who in college scared the heck out of his roommate when he sat straight up on bed and yelled out, "The backhoe! Get the backhoe!"

:rofl:

[soleiri]

5. "I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

:rofl:

[denbot]

6. I took ambien for a year and would not only talk, but answer questions in my sleep.

We would talk, have sex, and I had no memory of what happened the night before. Alley used to ask me questions just after I'd drift off. She called it the truth serum. The only memory I have is the first time I told her I was going to marry her, I heard the words coming out of my mouth, and wondered in my head, why was I saying that out loud.

[proteus_lives]

7. I talk and apparently sing in my sleep.

My ex used to have entire conversations with me while I was asleep.

She thought it was hilarious until I had a dream about a hot local redhead and then she ceased being amused.

Our place was a freezer for the rest of the week.

BTW, my sister has video of me slur-singing "The Simple Bare Necessities" while passed out on her couch. Been using as blackmail for years.

[tigereye]

11. that's what my husband says I do -I sing, organize meetings, and

interview clients while I'm asleep...

:rofl:

[BlueIris]

8. Nice. And a little creepy. nt

[KG]

9. "I'm all blue with gravy spots. And I'm proud of it."!

and a corporatist too! :rofl:

[JNelson6563]

10. Hilarious!

Laughed till I cried, funny stuff!

[MilesColtrane]

12. My mom told me once that when she tried to wake me up for school one morning...

I shot out of bed and started mumbling about "membranes".

I didn't remember a damned thing about it.

[MilesColtrane]

13. "Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me."

I may have just found my new sig line.

[Sheltiemama]

14. Duly bookmarked and fanned on Facebook.