Follow the goddamn instructions.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Respond under the appropriate one.

Give me a minute to type them in.

Don't fuck it up.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Skippy the Golden Hamster

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Baseball Glove

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Ointment

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Boo boo the wonder puppy

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Other

[rug]

9. These all have something to do with the 2008 Republican Convention.

[Petrushka]

10. Would this help? ---> ---> --->

[Dr. Strange]

7. I've always enjoyed the cherry-flavored jello.

[Petrushka]

11. !

[velvet]

6. Yes

[Bertha Venation]

8. Farb now the glimrod.

[denbot]

12. Both lines A & B

[Ptah]

13. Sure, you say that now.

[struggle4progress]

14. I can't find the frickin instructions. Do you remember what I did with them? They might be

somehow on the dining room table with other important papers I don't want to lose, like the instructions for the Atari 2600 we used to have and the rental agreement from my parents' first apartment. Or they might be in the hall closet full of scrap paper that still has usable writing space. Or I could have tossed it into the basement with the recycling. I hope it's in the basement, because we recently took all our recycling to the county bins, back in the spring of 2007 or 2008

[mikeytherat]

15. RTFM - Read The Fucking Manual

mikey_the_rat

[taterguy]

16. Under the appropriate one

[OffWithTheirHeads]

17. Real men don't read the fucking instructions.

Real men already know how to do it.