I've been notified of two lottery wins today: $1 million and $115,000.

Liberal_in_LA

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Fri Jan-08-10 04:53 PM
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I've been notified of two lottery wins today: $1 million and $115,000.

All I have to do is contact this guy in Nigeria and the money is mine.

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Witchy_Dem

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Fri Jan-08-10 05:13 PM
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1. Try this

http://www.419eater.com/">419 Eater - Scam baiters

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EvolveOrConvolve

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Fri Jan-08-10 07:12 PM
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5. I'm a scam baiter

And I love it - it's become almost an addiction.

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struggle4progress

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Fri Jan-08-10 06:10 PM
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2. You know you shouldn't give the guy money. So give me the money and I send it to him for you

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Liberal_in_LA

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Fri Jan-08-10 07:07 PM
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3. provide your account numbers and I'll wire the money. ;-)

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struggle4progress

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Fri Jan-08-10 08:06 PM
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6. Couldn't you just put it in small bills in a brown paper bag in the trash bin behind Mickie D's?

~~or you'll never see your horse Trigger again~~

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lazarus

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Fri Jan-08-10 07:10 PM
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4. If it's from Nigeria

then the money comes pre-sewn into underwear for your convenience.

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pinniped

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Fri Jan-08-10 08:47 PM
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7. I would hold out for the Nigerian general's loot that's hidden in Swiss bank accounts.

They offer way more than a puny 1 million US dollars.

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