Reindeer Poop? There's a recipe for Reindeer Poop???

[Lil Missy]

:wtf:


Reindeer Poop Recipe

Makes 100 servings


AKA no cook mountain bar cookies...fun to put in little bags or jars for a gift along with reindeer poop poem.

Ingredients 3 cups oats
2 cups sugar
1/4 cup cocoa
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup butter
3/4 cup peanut butter
1 tsp vanilla
Directions
1.Bring milk, butter, sugar and cocoa to boil in medium sauce pan. Boil while stirring for one minute. Remove from heat and stir in oats. Add peanut butter and vanilla. Stir well. Let sit 10 minutes. Spoon by teaspoon onto parchment paper. Let sit at least one hour.


2.If using as "Reindeer Poop" attach this poem to decorated bag or jar: Merry Christmas!!!


3.Santa saved a precious gift


4.And it's especially for you.


5.Just a little something extra


6.And it comes from Rudolph, too!


7.He knows that you've been naughty


8.Instead of being nice.


9.Once again you're on the bad list


10.And he's checked it over twice.


11.Santa hopes this little poem


12.Doesn't throw you for a loop.


13.All your getting this year


14.Is a bunch of reindeer poop!


15.The Elves


http://caloriecount.about.com/reindeer-poop-recipe-r12183

[mnhtnbb]

1. Sarah Palin probably sends it out with her Christmas cards

[Lil Missy]

2. OMG. It's republican poop!

:puke:

[rebel with a cause]

3. I had a friend one time go to Alaska for vacation

and she brought us all back a keyring souvenir made with moose poop. It wasn't reindeer poop, but this still brought that back to me. I can't imagine carrying around a piece of poop in my purse, but I did for a little while not to hurt her feelings. :rofl:

If there wasn't so much sugar in this recipe I would try it, but the old diabetes gets in the way sometimes. :(

[Lil Missy]

6. A poopy keyring??

:yoiks:

[rebel with a cause]

7. It was laquered but it supposedly was still poop!

I must say it wasn't very big, not nearly as big as I thought moose poop would be. ;)

[rebel with a cause]

9. Thought about it and then googled

and found one for sale that looks just like the one I had. For only $8.99 it could be yours.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350284085323&rvr_id=&crlp=1_263602_263622&UA=WXF%3F&GUID=197a5ec91250a0b58ab4db24ffda5756&itemid=350284085323&ff4=263602_263622

[Pharlo]

4. Actually a serious recipe.

Here I was expecting a facetious answer like 'place little horns on a pile of pilfered dog feces'.

[es350_ibm]

5. eewwww

[baldguy]

8. I would've thought you'd only need one ingredient.

[Lil Missy]

10. No shit. Errr ....

Wait, what???

[madamesilverspurs]

11. Goes well with Snowman Pee

(also known as water...)


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[Odin2005]

12. I've seen snowman poop before.

tastes like marshmallows. :)