Over or Under?

[Zomby Woof]

Poll question: Over or Under?

[Chan790]

1. Mmmmmm...pie.

[flvegan]

2. Someone should invent a "sideways" dispenser.

It would be like ending an epic feud much like the Hatfield v McCoy problem.

[Zomby Woof]

4. Or if you are to follow the example of BCS Championship threads

A McElroy vs. McCoy problem.




:hide:

[flvegan]

6. Ha!

[Crabby Appleton]

7. Actually they have

http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/detail.jsp?item=347902§ion=2&prod_num=6818&category=19&from=thumb&prodColor=BN&module=Accessory+Collection+-+Bath

[flvegan]

10. I see that I've pissed away another million dollar idea.

Dammit.

[Roon]

14. My wealthy step-brother told me once....

You are only one good idea away from being a millionaire! I wish I could tell you what my step-brother's idea was but it would be too easy to figure out who my family is.

[Capn Sunshine]

18. it's the shamwow, isn't it.

Viiiiiiiince!

[Roon]

20. LMAO!!

Too funny

[woo me with science]

13. But then you would have the left versus right problem...

It might have to do with rolling toward or away from the sink...

[pokerfan]

22. You mean like this?

[Archae]

3. Neither.

My toilet paper is on the 2nd shelf, due to a meower named Charlotte. :-)

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. TP or not TP... that is the question.

.

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I've bolted a metal box with a slot on the side to
accommodate the distribution of toilet paper. First,
it keeps people from making off with my precious TP
rolls. Second, it drives them crazy trying to figure
out whether the paper is coming over the roll or from
under the roll. The right way or the wrong way... and
vice versa. There's actually a 50/50 chance that either
eventuality could exist at any given moment.
.
I call it "Schrodinger's Toilet Paper Dispenser".
.
Ask for it by name.
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Oh........ and then there's this:
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[Odin2005]

8. OVER, dammit, OVER!!!

I hate it when I use a public restroom and it's under.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. I just dragged up a repressed memory.

.
In the Army, my friends and I would spend our time in
the bathroom productively by multitasking -- changing
the toilet paper rolls to be dispensed UNDER (unless
they already were).
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We were horrifically bored and oh-so-easily amused.
.
Don't laugh at us. Those were our first toddling steps
as anarchists.
.
I know some people who do it at parties -- must drive
the host MAD!!! :wtf: :hurts: :rofl:

[bluesbassman]

11. I just want to know why it's so freakin' hard to replace the roll...

top or bottom, I don't care. JUST REPLACE THE DAMN THING!! :mad:

Oh well, must be a skill like anything else.

Rant off.

[mopinko]

21. i mean, you are just sitting there

why not occupy 10 seconds?

[Orsino]

12. "Over" is wrong...

...when there are cats and dogs involved. "Under" may not be a lot better.

[Zomby Woof]

15. The 2 people who voted "under"

Are freeper trolls going on IGNORE. :P

[otherlander]

16. Through the roof...

AND underground!!
:bounce:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grKaSsyvxZE

[Forkboy]

17. Sitting on the back of the toilet.

On top of all the music magazines. :)

[Capn Sunshine]

19. Good enough for Four Seasons.

They make it a point to do "overs". AND fold the thing into a point.

[iris27]

23. Under is necessary when your TP holder sits right above an air vent.

Over means the TP unrolls itself onto the floor whenever the heat kicks on.

[whistler162]

24. You put it on the roller!

[astral]

25. This is a very important issue.

It must be OVER. Under doesn't work, especially in public restrooms where they put the tisue in a locked tin box and the bottom one is the one you must use and the top one falls on top making it impossible to get any tissue to come out especially if you have to un-glue the tissue before getting any.

aaaaaargh . . . .

Thank you for getting this out there for us all!