Sell me on having kids

[Zomby Woof]

Because I can't decide on them or the ponies they keep trying to sell me over in GD. :shrug:

[EFerrari]

1. Kids are really high maintenance. I'd go with goats or Labs.

:shrug:

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Sorry but you can't get my goat that easily.

[Eyerish]

3. You're baaaaad...

:rofl:

[EndersDame]

4. Act now and Save! for just two EZ Payments of $19.99 (+S&H)...

[jobycom]

5. Kids are much more appropriate than ponies in GD.

They act like kids and butt heads like goats over there.

Yeah, I just called them butt heads, didn't I? :rofl:

[wickerwoman]

6. GD:P is giving away lop-eared bunnies.

[stuntcat]

7. o.m.g.

Angels :loveya: :loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

11. Unfortunately...

Some people think that if they post pictures of their "cute", wonderful, perfect kids, that should influence the childless person's decision to have kids, and in turn will magically make a crass, shallow, and misogynistic person replaced by a kind and selfless humanitarian, whose life will now be surrounded by love, beauty, unbounded challenges and unending rewards. It's especially grating when people think that the "cuteness" of their children is a selling point. It's not. It's just narcissism disguised as persuasion. One should never try to persuade a person not worth persuading, especially by pimping pictures of their kids.

[stuntcat]

12. selfish pride

:puke: The comments in that thread
:puke: people showing off children.
Whenever I see children all I see is the adult they'll be, I pity them and distrust their selfish parents.

Animals are beautiful to me no matter what their age though! LOL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. ...

:thumbsup:

[REP]

16. If they don't post the pictures, how will we know that their weiners work??

Sheesh! If you were a Better Person (tm) you'd know this.

[Zomby Woof]

17. Yay!

I was impatiently awaiting your reply, and I am NOT disappointed, LOL. :D

[REP]

18. I like to think I did well in the other thread

Although I restrained myself from posting A) He's seen children; that's why he's hesitant or B) Are you offering yours? in response to the kiddy pics. Or just :puke:

[Zomby Woof]

19. You did well

Those posts set me on edge. "Look! They're cute! Once you have some of these, you'll be glad you did! You're a selfish immature twit if you don't!"

I miss the old days where we could go balls-out with pro-child-free threads, LOL.

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. kids are forever

but you can sell an obnoxious pony?:hide:

[Zomby Woof]

9. I'll throw in 20 unrecs and a few dozen +1's

:P

[Bucky]

10. You get my goat...

... when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. God, guns, and goats! Your Second Amendment rights! Yee-haw!

[BrklynLiberal]

13. At a certain point in life, we always ask ourselves two questions…

Should I have pets?


or should I have kids?

[edbermac]

14. The best thing about kids?

Making them!