Have you ever sent dog poop to anyone, or had it sent to you?

[raccoon]

Or know of anybody else who did? :shrug:

[Demoiselle]

1. No. Why do you ask?

[Kaleva]

3. Do you really want to know?

[raccoon]

4. Just a fantasy of mine.........nt

[Systematic Chaos]

12. You have long-distance scat fantasies involving dogs?

:hide:

[raccoon]

24. TRK! (that's the sound of a punch) :-) nt

[Kaleva]

2. My "To do" list is already quite long. But will make a note of it.

[LeftinOH]

5. Sort of:

Someone at the apartment complex where I used to live kept taking my morning newspaper (I worked nights- and always returned home late mornings). One night when I didn't work, so right after the paper was delivered early morning, I replaced it with an older paper- with dog shit wrapped inside, also replacing the plastic sleeve so the date wasn't
visible. Nobody took my morning paper after that. Yes it's sick. Don't take my paper.

[Demoiselle]

6. I must confess something similar.

Back during the 2004 presidential race some Bush supporter kept uprooting my Kerry sign and flinging it into the bushes. (As it were.) This happened on the busy street at the back of our property, and I couldn't monitor it very easily.
Being the proud owner of two Great Pyrenees, prodigious producers of puppy poop, I prepared a little poop surprise for the perp.
My Kerry sign was constructed of a upside down U shaped metal stand, which fit into narrow sleeves on either side of the sign itself. (You know the model, I'm sure.)
Wearing rubber gloves and wielding a table knife, I insert the appropriate amount of poop into each of these sleeves, up far enough to be invisible, so that when my Republican vandal
grasped the sign with both hands, poop would be squeezed down the sleeves onto his hands.
The next day I found the sign partially uprooted, with one of its two little legs still in the ground. Someone had stopped his vile act very abruptly.
The poop had done its work and nobody ever messed with my political signs ever again.
Judge me harshly if you will, but I was (and still am) very proud of my work.

[raccoon]

7. "Judge me harshly if you will"--Not I! I'm proud of your work too. nt

[LiberalFighter]

11. You could had planted a whole slew of the poo on the ground around it.

They might not know they had stepped in it until it was too late. Meaning sometime after they got home and took their shoes off.

The car floor could be smeared with the poo. Their carpet at home might be smeared with the poo. And it would be difficult to clean especially if they wore sneakers.

[Demoiselle]

13. Damn! You're right!

But there is the off chance that an innocent could have stepped in that area with no intention of harming the sign. The sign was on the grass verge between the sidewalk and the street. Someone parking his car there might have stepped in it. But I'll keep it mind for next time.

[LiberalFighter]

19. I don't know what your city ordinance says about signs but

our city prohibits them in the right of way. Right of way is defined as from the sidewalk to the street or within 10 feet from the curb.

If you want to use the tactic I describe and you have a yard I would post the sign in the yard and you would avoid most innocents.

[Demoiselle]

21. If we have an ordinance like that here, everybody breaks it ...

..and nobody enforces it. I did put a sign on my front lawn...the poop enhanced one was at the back of our property along a main street. (The better to be seen by lots of drivers.)

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Not *dog* poop, no.

:blush:

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Doe "re-gifting" count? n/t

[we can do it]

25. I Have Returned It To Its Rightful Owners More Than Once

I like leaving right on the front porch in front of the door

[Schema Thing]

10. uhm... If you ever recieve a book as gift from me, titled "Origin of the Feces"

don't open it.

[madamesilverspurs]

14. Wellllll.......

Our erstwhile congresswoman, Marilyn Musgrave, kept sending her campaign stuff to someone who was NOT a fan. Said non-fan contacted Musgrave's campaign office repeatedly and asked to be removed from the mailing list. When the stuff kept showing up in her mailbox she used one of the larger brochures to pick up a piece of dried up dog poo, then left the 'package' at the door of Musgrave's office. Musgrave was offended. So, our DA (at one time Musgrave's campaign chairman) brought charges against the poopy miscreant, a tricky thing since there was no local statute that applied. At the trial (in a heavily red area, no less) it took the jury about 12 seconds to determine a verdict of 'not guilty'. The episode cost taxpayers $250K+. The woman who was exonerated campaigned for delegate to the DNC, her only campaign item being a quarter-sheet of paper identifying herself as the anti-Musgrave dog-poop lady. She was in the front row at the convention in Denver.

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[crispini]

26. Ahahahahahaha.

That is a very funny story.

[Lil Missy]

15. When I was a claims auditor, a customer sent a baggie of poop as proof of sickness.

Guess he thought I'd sent it to a lab. :shrug:

[undeterred]

16. No, but you're giving me an interesting business idea.

I have daily 'deliveries' of dog poop.

[Skittles]

17. scheduling raccoon for ass-kicking

for asking questions about DOG POOP

[treestar]

18. No I will never do that and so far no one has ever done that to me

If they did, I would be very perturbed.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. No, but I have quite a bit of cat poop.

Do you need some?

[struggle4progress]

22. I'm saving myself until Poop Hurling becomes an Olympic sport. Keeping my powder dry, y'know

[donheld]

23. What's your address?

:hide::D

[dembotoz]

27. vet exam????

done it for me kats.

[MineralMan]

28. Nope, but I sent a dried cow patty to a friend once, in a pizza box.

He wasn't amused, but his roommates certainly were.

[BarenakedLady]

29. Nope

Thankfully. But I do have a half ton of it in my backyard if needed.