Is there anything better than watching two douchebag drivers slam into each other,

[Rabrrrrrr]

because they're both doing illegal/stupid douchebaggy driving?

I can think of a few things that might be better than that, but not many.

[MissMillie]

1. I'm not allowed to talk about it except to my attorney

:silly:

[flvegan]

2. Yesterday, I saw two douchebag$ trying to kill everyone else on the road.

One in a Porsche Cayenne and the other in a newer BMW 7-series (hence the clever $ in douchebag, eh?), racing through traffic and cutting other folks off. I'm guilty and admit that I'd have loved to come upon a smoke-filled wreck involving just the two of them after cresting the hill. To no avail...

[madinmaryland]

3. Were they San Francisco 49er fans?

:shrug:

[Orsino]

4. Dirtbags.

The term is dirtbags.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. My bro-in-law had Xmas in NYC personified...

.
when he sat in traffic and watched a cab driver and a hansom (horse-drawn carriage) driver
get into a fistfight at a stoplight. They were both wearing Santa hats (well, at least at
the beginning).
.

[qnr]

12. Millions upon millions of New Yorkers enjoy the season in a peaceful,

joyous manner, yet that personifies "Xmas in NYC" huh?

[Redstone]

6. Yes. Seeing some asshole on the highway flying past you at 100 mph in traffic,

then seeing him a few miles later, pulled over by a cop.

(Disclaimer: I like to drive 100 mph, and I do, but only if I'm on a road where I can't see any other cars. It's unsafe to blow past anyone else when you're driving that fast. Oh, I also drive a high-performance car that's MADE to go that fast safely - see below.)

(Question: Why does it seem that those guys are always driving a clapped-out, 13-year old econocrap car? I'm suprised the damn things don't blow up.)

Restone

[MrScorpio]

7. The last time I did a 100 was on the Autobahn in Germany and I was in my Benzo

It was the only way to do it

[Demoiselle]

8. Econocrap car? Did you just make that up, Redstone?

Brilliant!

[Redstone]

11. Yes, I did. Thank you.

Redstone

[treestar]

9. No. There is nothing better than that.

:rofl:

I congratulate you if you experienced it.

[Mopar151]

10. It's even better at the track

"Cuz you're already in the seat :beer: :popcorn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NwBqEcMeQ

[hedgehog]

13. Seeing the 4X4 that blasted past you in the snow storm

100 feet into a corn field around the next bend.