If Your Cat Was The Same Size As You

[Yavin4]

How would your life be different?

[jobycom]

1. It would be over.

I have a mean cat.

[EastTennesseeDem]

5. +1

:thumbsup:

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. If my cat were the same size as me.......

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...she would understand why I'm not always "on target" when
using her litter box.
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[JVS]

3. You're essentially asking what if you had a domesticated cougar around the house.

I'm sure it would get ugly at some point.

[proteus_lives]

4. You would be dead.

Cats are carnivores.

[Skittles]

6. I WOULD STILL KICK FELINE ASS

YES INDEED

[Heidi]

7. I would not play "fighter biter" with him, that's for sure.

:scared:

[krispos42]

8. I'd be smothered in fluff

A soft, warm way to die.

[GoCubsGo]

21. Same here.

That's if their farts didn't asphyxiate me first. There would be no way I could fit both of them on my lap at the same time, either. And, I'd be relegated to one tiny corner of my queen-size bed. Oh, wait... Make that: I'd be sleeping on the floor. I'm already shoved into one corner of the bed.

[nuxvomica]

9. I would teach him to use the toilet

No more dealing with litter boxes.

[ColesCountyDem]

10. Those cute 'love bites' would become gaping, hemorraging puncture wounds...

It wouldn't be pretty.

:scared:

[rug]

11. I'd have to feed them barrels of food instead of cans.

[Angleae]

12. Like this?

[redwitch]

18. Is that your cat?

WOW! Bee u tiful!

[Demoiselle]

23. I LOVE that cat! Ooooh I want to cuddle! I'll take my chances with the predator thing.

[Arugula Latte]

33. Gawd I love that kitty!

:loveya:

[Deep13]

13. You mean, what if we lived with tigers?

If a cat an leap 4 vertical feet at its real size...:wow:

[Tailormyst]

14. I'd probably have been kitty food long ago.

[Brewman_Jax]

15. The cat would have what he REALLY wants

Soylent Green. :scared:

[CBR]

16. Dead. My old kitty Linus hated when the husband or I would

get worked up over sports and he would simply go nuts on us. This happened twice. He "attacked" my husband when he got upset over USC beating Notre Dame with the Leinart/Bush push and he "attacked" me when I was watching, and super excited, WVU hitting alot of three pointers in the NCAA tourney a few years ago. We both would be gone.

[Roon]

20. My buddy had a cat that did not like loud noises

he would attack when we hooted and hollered playing video games or watching sports.

[TZ]

17. I would never be allowed out of the house...

at least not for more than a couple of hours a week. They would sit on me and deafen me with their purring...

[LeftyMom]

19. I would spend much more on lint rollers.

[Bertha Venation]

22. HAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl: We have eleven, and our house is 1400 sqft. Picture it! :rofl:

[dembotoz]

24. we have 5 in a townhouse.

and they pretty much run the place as it is.

[arcadian]

25. I'd be lunch

[GreenPartyVoter]

35. I think we all would be. Or they would play too roughly with us and finish us off that way.

[crispini]

26. Really, really big litterbox.

Heh.

If my current cats were magically made huge, I doubt they would hurt me. After all, they do usually take care not to bite hard or claw hard. However, I think that's just because they were born small and are used to me being in charge. Had they grown up being large, though, I doubt they would have the same idea.

[BarenakedLady]

27. I wouldn't be able to ignore the 5am wake up calls

that's for sure. He weighs next to nothing now, but if he was my size I couldn't ignore his body weight on my chest. He'd kick the shit out of me to feed him.

[EndersDame]

29. I know the feeling!! I woke up this morning to a claw in my nostril!

My 14yo kitty tries to "hold" my face, I turned a weird way and woke up very unpleasantly!

[BrklynLiberal]

28. I would be in BIG trouble!!!!

I have 6 cats and a German Shepherd. The GSD would suffer the most, I guess...but I cannot even imagine the food bills.

[EndersDame]

30. My little puppy would be alot more submissive for sure!

Although my eldest kitty was very protective of the pup after she was spayed! I dont know too much about other one

[tonekat]

31. Love Bites would mean a trip to the ER!

Food bills would be pretty high, so I guess I'd have to take her out to find stray little yapping dogs for protein.

Teach her to hold it until after dark, then go do it in the neighbor's yard.

If the late Jello Biafra feline of mine was my size, well, he used to sneeze in my face to wake me up....at my size he'd blow me out of the bed! He also used to hook my face with a claw to get me up...that would be a trip to the plastic surgeon.

[Broken_Hero]

32. Well, I don't have a cat

but if I did, and he/she was my size, I fear survival of the fittest would be foremost on my mind.

[Arugula Latte]

34. I'd be their slaves, so, in other words, no change. nt

[azmouse]

36. Cats are bigger than mice.

[AllenVanAllen]

37. If my cat was the same size as me

My wife would finally go midieval on my ass.

[DainBramaged]

38. Well, she sleeps on my shoulder everynight

and she'd eat a lot more. And when she headbutts me it would probably hurt.

[applegrove]

39. I would have scratches all over my torso instead of just my hands. Mine

loves to grab my hands with his paws and play bite me. Sometimes it really hurts.