am i the only one without 1000+ posts?

[caitxrawks]

Being new SUCKS ASS.

[Call Me Wesley]

1. Newbie Freeper Troll!

Kidding. Welcome to DU. We all once started from scratch. :hi:

[AsahinaKimi]

2. welcome to DU!

ENJOY!

[Bertha Venation]

3. Studies show that if you post a cat picture, your post count skyrockets.

;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. True dat, but.......

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Make sure it's a CAT pic, and not one of the euphemisms.
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MiddleFingerMom and the mods before he learned THAT bit o' wisdom -->:spank:
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[Bertha Venation]

7. Why am I not surprised?

;)

[madinmaryland]

15. +1000!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I have about 170 posts. You only have 109.

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(scoffsneer)........ NOOB!!!!
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Actually, it doesn't suck ass (good thing, ew).
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You can do stuff like knock over furniture and they just think it's "cute".
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Enjoy it while you can.
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Welcome to DU!!! :hi:
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[bigwillq]

6. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[elocs]

8. Well, I've seen newbies get 1000 posts in a month, so get posting.

1000 posts really doesn't mean too much anymore to be honest.

[mulsh]

9. I just hit 1000 last month & I've been here since 2001.

granted under 2 different user names but still a pretty low post count.

Welcome to Du.

[femmocrat]

10. You're doing great. Welcome to DU.

When I was new here no one even talked to me! :D

[Avalux]

11. Get busy!

Maybe one of these days you'll have as many as me! :D

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Skittles]

12. I WILL KICK YOUR THREE DIGIT ASS

YES INDEED

[rurallib]

13. You must reply to all these snarky posts. And then they reply. And you reply

and pretty soon - no life but 10,000 posts.
Welcome to DU. Sit down and enjoy the stay.
:toast: :toast: :toast:

[bluesbassman]

14. caitxrawks, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.

-Why Pinto?
-Why not?



:) Welcome to DU.

[Silver Swan]

16. No, not at all

I've been here for years--I just don't say much.

[cordelia]

17. Nope,

I just don't post a lot.

[Kaleva]

18. Spend an evening replying to any post with "LOL!". You'll hit 1000 in no time.

[soleiri]

21. great idea

I mean, LOL!

[rrneck]

19. Just go

to GD and start some shit.

:hi:

[petronius]

20. You would have more posts if you came back to your own thread

:)

Post a reply to all these replies and you'll be up to a brazillion in no time...

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

22. I'm more pathetic than you

I've been here since 2001