Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing golf one day...

[HopeHoops]

Moses hits it straight toward the water hazard. He raises his hands, parts the water, and the ball rolls up onto the green. The water closes as he lowers his hand.

Jesus hits the ball into the same pond, but it hovers above the water. He walks out over the water and chips the ball up onto the green.

The old man hits the ball into the same pond. It lands on a lily pad. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball with his tongue right before a hawk grabs it and takes off. The frog drops the ball and it lands on the green and rolls into the hole.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Damn, I hate playing with your dad."

[sakabatou]

1. Lolz

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. LOL! I love it!

:rofl: