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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 12:13 PM
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Kids, Your Mother Is Ready To Start Fucking Again
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/kids_your_mother_is_ready_to
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 12:45 PM
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1. Well, isn't that sweet.
:spray:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 01:13 PM
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2. !!!
"And no, you won't have to call this person daddy. I will, but you don't have to. "

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 08:13 PM
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10. At that very moment, mashed potatoes all over my monitor. n/t
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 01:21 PM
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3. Locking...hilarious sex thread.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 01:25 PM
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4. =snerk=
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 01:41 PM
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5. "now who wants a grilled cheese?"
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 05:23 PM
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6. Damn I love The Onion.
:rofl:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 05:33 PM
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7. I'd like to look inside her head.
Just to see.
;-)
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 05:41 PM
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8. .
"To be thrown around like a rag doll, back and forth, upside down, fucked, stuffed, and eaten out till she honks like a goose."

:spray: :rofl:
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 06:42 PM
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9. An oldie - "Local Lutheran Minister Loves to Fuck His Wife"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29788

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