If Santa got stuck in your chimney, how would you handle it?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: If Santa got stuck in your chimney, how would you handle it?

[rcrush]

1. Smoke him out.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. WD-40.

[dysfunctional press]

3. throw another log on the fire...

[undeterred]

4. I'd just leave him there.

Eventually he would lose weight and get unstuck, and fall down.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. If Santa got stuck in your chimney, how would you handle it?

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It depends upon what your definition of "it" is.
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[kentauros]

6. I'd ask him why he put a chimney in my apartment

when we don't need fireplaces in this climate.

Whatever kind of magic he used to create a chimney in an apartment that doesn't have a fireplace should be sufficient to remove him from said chimney :P

[EastTennesseeDem]

7. DUPE!!

[kentauros]

8. I think I'm missing something here,

like your duplicate post ;)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. I know I probably had that one coming...

:rofl:

:toast:

[EastTennesseeDem]

11. Not your fault.

Goddamn ten choice limit. Thanks Skinner. You can have your fucking star back.

Not really though. I like my star.


























:rofl:

:fistbump:

[struggle4progress]

9. (1) Climb up on the roof and free the frickin reindeer. (2) Contact the Elves International Union

and find out if they want to use this unique opportunity to negotiate with Santa about wages and benefits. (3) Pipe Jane Fonda tapes up the chimney to remind the fatso he wouldn't be stuck if he'd taken diet and exercise seriously, and promise him a year's membership in Weightwatchers after he's thinned down enough to come unstuck

O8)

[rurallib]

12. I have learned from our corporate overlords about disaster capitalism

Santa has a disaster, I capitalize and steal the presents.