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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-15-10 12:33 AM
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A Haiku for Pat Robertson
Edited on Fri Jan-15-10 12:41 AM by darkstar
Ground shakes and pain heaves
The light beyond cold rubble
An ass brays of Hell
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-15-10 12:37 AM
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1. Ew.
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This tastes like braised ass.
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-15-10 12:38 AM
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2. hehe
:hi:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-15-10 12:49 AM
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3. I'll give it a try
Robertson opines
Haitians suffer horribly
Yale not proud of Pat
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-15-10 01:17 AM
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4. .
fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you fuck
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-15-10 02:22 AM
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6. Good thing........
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....that there's not a Nobel prize for haiku.
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You would tire quickly of all the paparazzi harassing you.
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-15-10 01:23 AM
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5. A Haiku for Pat Robertson
Evil dipshit speaks
For such a proud homophobe
He sure sucks God's dick
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-15-10 10:01 PM
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7. Very good haiku.
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