Taunt me into making my 1000th post!

[Robb]

Sittin' here at 999...come on, just try to make me post a reply. Something I can't ignore.

I dare ya. I double-dares ya.

I'm holding out as long as I can.... :bounce:

[UrbScotty]

1. Whatever you say, you GOP-LITE!

:grr:

[northzax]

2. your mother was a freeper

and your father smelled of W.

[northzax]

3. or was it the other way round?

I can't decide.

[ameriphile]

9. n/t

[GOPisEvil]

4. An SR-71 crashed in my backyard! Look at the debris!!!

:bounce:

[thom1102]

5. Rupert? Rupert Murdoch, is that you?

What are you doing here?

[northzax]

6. come to think of it

what's the point? you don't have the cojones to join the 4 digit club. You're less of a man than that poor fellow in Wichita Falls...

[PROGRESSIVE1]

7. Hey you, Robb, I mean.......Ann Coulter, What are ya afraid of, HA???

Make you post you DLCer you!

[thom1102]

10. Ann Coulter has bigger balls than Robb.

But Robb has bigger boobs!

[northzax]

17. but nicer hands

and better knuckles than old man-hands.

[kmla]

8. Hey, Robb!

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

[liberalnurse]

11. It's time for your medication now Mr. Robb?

What meds do I give you? Which route and why.....

Hint.....Roll over, it won't hurt for long.

[ForrestGump]

12. This calls for desperate measures

She wants your phone number, dude.....

[ameriphile]

13. Didn't I see you at the toy store yesterday...

...buying a Dubya action figure? You talked about how that flight suit got you really excited...

:P

[northzax]

14. locking- waste of time

see the rules for more information.

[ForrestGump]

15. Dare you!....dare you!....dare you!......bwaarrrkkk....cluck-cluck-cluck..

[UrbScotty]

16. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quinnox]

18. If you reply you will win the lottery...

it is fate!

[rabid_nerd]

19. All nine candidates SUCK!

We must www.DRAFTgore.com if we want to win!

If you agree with me, don't reply to my post with your 1,000 post!

[ForrestGump]

20. Hey! Look! Over there! It's Gary Coleman!

[UrbScotty]

23. Heck, Ah-nuld woluld be a better Governor than Robb!

[ForrestGump]

25. Yeah, we'd be Robbed with him as our gubernor

:-(

[ronnykmarshall]

21. Colorado?

What a cess pool!

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Robb with two b's?

Only some lame ass dork from Colorado would spell his name like that.

Come, on! Come on! You gotta problem???

[UrbScotty]

24. Rockies, Avs, Nuggets and Broncos $&(# !

[GOPisEvil]

26. Come now...telling the truth isn't taunting anyone!

*ducks*

[UrbScotty]

27. Well, you're right.

My apologies.

[Rainbowreflect]

28. Pretty, pretty please

with sugar on top and whip cream and a cherry and if it's really good 1000th post, maybe some sprinkles.

[UrbScotty]

29. How dare you insult Robb!

:argh:

[Robb]

30. AAHH!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

My mother was no freeper! I've got SR-71 bits in my basement! Rupert Murdoch is a dripping boil! Of course Ann Coulter could kick my ass! She could beat up all of us! Don't draft Gore! Keep Gary Coleman and Ahnold away from me! Colorado is the jewel in our national crown! The nice thing about Robb with 2 B's is you don't know which one's silent! Of course our teams suck, but I can still love the Avs if I wanna!

Honorable mention to ForrestGump, but the one that broke me:

Rainbowreflect saying "please". :) Man, let's hear it for politeness!

And with that, and my 1000th post, I hereby promise to work my little tail off registering Democrats in my little county. This I swear, as Skinner is my witness, to take no rest until this country once again breathes a sigh of Democratic relief!

(do I get sprinkles?)

[GOPisEvil]

31. Sprinkles!

Congratulations!

[thom1102]

32. Hey!

Congrats! I will be joining you soon!

[ronnykmarshall]

33. and here's your reward!

[ForrestGump]

37. Congratulations!

And here's your other reward...

[UrbScotty]

34. Well, at least the Wings won 3 Stanley Cups in 6 years!

The Avs only won 2!!!!

[Rainbowreflect]

35. Where would you like your whip cream & sprinkles?

Oh, I forgot, a cherry as well.

[monkeyboy]

36. I hear tell that you're a big Nader fan

Yep, youse luvs Ralphie, dat's what I hears all right...