Tila Tequila: "I am only here to warn you as God's Messenger and Angel disguised as A Human"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Tila Tequila's publicist quit yesterday so she decided to mark the occasion last night by tweeting she's "God's messenger" sent to warn us of "the end" and, if I'm reading this right, not have lesbian sex with Casey Johnson because she's an angel, too. I don't even know:

This is the end of the end. Don't take your lives for granted because it will all end very soon. Sooner than u think.
Everything you do now is totally irrelevant to what is to come. I am only here to warn you as God's Messenger and Angel disguised as A Human
God Bless and pray. Pray for all the wrongs you have done to others, pray for all the hurt you have bestowed. Judgement day is coming...
God took the Love of my Life away from me because I promised him that I was only here to do my job. But I fell in Love with Another Angel
So he took her away from me. That was my fault. I broke the rules of being an Angel on Earth as a messenger. We're not allowed 2 fall in luv
With another Angel. Cuz it will distract me from doing my job of helping the world. The minute I fell in love with another Angel, I stopped.

She then claimed to be abandoning the name Tila Tequila, become an ambassador to Vietnam and quit Twitter forever. Which worked for about two hours until she returned to accept submissions for her new record label. You know, God's work.

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/tila_tequila_is_a_messenger_fr.php

[Swede]

1. What a trainwreck.

nt

[M155Y_A1CH]

2. Is that a picture of a troll doll?

I had one of those once.

[KamaAina]

3. Disguised as a human?

Not all that effectively. :eyes:

[Doc_Technical]

4. There is no God but mammon,

and Tila Tequila is its messenger.

[WCGreen]

9. Looks like there is no god but mamaries...

[CBGLuthier]

5. That's what passes for pretty now?

Ugh artificial fake woman makes sexual desire vanish. They should put her in army food.

[mix]

6. it's the silicone talking nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. She sounds like she needs help

[Taverner]

8. Lost soul

The eternal huberis of the human race is that we often overestimate our importance

[ThatsMyBarack]

10. Know what's sad?

Television these days is too full of no-talent bimbos like this! :grr:

[Mendocino]

11. Yeah sure

and didn't Paris Hilton claim she was going to devote her life to charity and good works (to keep from going to jail)?

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. She needs to ask forgiveness for participating in that stupid reality show.

Forgiveness for being totally irrelevant might be in order as well.

[Terra Alta]

13. it's obvious from reading Tila Tequila's tweets

that she is suffering from at least one if not several mental disorders... she needs professional help. I feel really bad for her.

[Wapsie B]

16. I do too. Which makes her easy prey for the god-squad.

I hope she can get help.

[Sultana]

14. BATSHIT CRAY-CRAY

[Odin2005]

15. That's it! She's certifiable!