Clergyman with potato up his butt says he fell on it while hanging curtains in the nude

[KamaAina]

and if you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to show you...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.

The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable....

Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.

A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

:rofl:

Avoid the shepherd's pie at the next church social... :puke:

[EastTennesseeDem]

1. Greatest explanation for anything ever.

[sarge43]

2. Jesus doesn't like it when you lie, Vic.

Wow, just wow.

[MrCoffee]

3. Let whoever has not fallen on a potato while hanging curtains in the nude cast the first stone

[deutsey]

9. lol

:thumbsup:

[Taverner]

4. Potatoes, or DEATH?

[Rambis]

5. I am going to tell them.....

I was bending over to pick up a quarter and the bus backed into me at which time the tailpipe went...... Most cell phone conversations on public transit are not this interesting.

[flvegan]

6. "One in a million shot, doc. One in a million."

[rcrush]

7. Where have I heard that before?

It sounds really familiar. Like a joke people tell.

[hibbing]

18. Seinfeld

Hi,
That is where I know it from. George's dad got a "Fusilli Jerry" inserted.

Peace

[JBoy]

20. I remember that episode -

[kayakjohnny]

8. Two things....

One.

Potatoes don't sit on tables conveniently standing up ready for accidental insertions.

Two.

Why couldn't he just use a corkscrew to pull it out, like the rest of us?




(Oooops.. did I day that?)

[MrCoffee]

10. +1 corkscrewing a potato out of your ass

I'm sorry, my fingers just typed that of their own accord.

[rebel with a cause]

15. Let me add one

three.

what was he doing nude in front of a window? I know people who were arrested for that, it was called indecent exposure.

When I was a young girl, a neighbor of mine called the police on another neighbor. The policeman came out and the woman told him that her neighbor was parading in front of her bathroom window nude when she washed her hair. The policeman looked at the neighbors house from the offended woman's kitchen and said he couldn't see into the neighbor's window. The offended woman angrily told him. 'Just stand in that chair and you can see her just fine.' The policeman then instructed the woman not to stand in the chair. The policeman then warned the neighbor and told her she might want to get some curtains. Then he told my father as he laughed his socks off. This may sound like a tired old joke but it really happened. We lived in a village and people had to have something to liven up their days. :crazy:

[nomorenomore08]

11. The "Vicar in A Tutu" was fine by me, but THIS?

Earworm for all to enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46xc3YdOvYA

[JBoy]

12. Wow, here it is!

[sarge43]

13. "the nurses all gathered round to gaze in wide wonder ...." n/t

[EastTennesseeDem]

16. D'OH my GAWD!

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[rurallib]

14. I guess that is more believable than

saying that a burglar broke in and shoved a potato in his ass to keep him quiet, thinking it was his face.

[Arugula Latte]

17. Lots of commen-taters making cracks on this thread.

I yam not surprised you all think it's so fanny.

[joeybee12]

19. Give the guy a break...who HASN'T this happened to? n/t