People you find attractive, but you shouldn't.

[MarcoMcHairyPants]

Do you ever find someone totally hot but know that it's kind of wrong? We all have one. I personally cannot stop thinking about Paula Deen. Her accent is sexy. So is her hair.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. George W. Bush Esq.

He's fucking hawt.

[MarcoMcHairyPants]

2. EWWWWWWWWW

LOL

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. heeeee...

Welcome :hi:

[MarcoMcHairyPants]

4. If only you knew the imagery you stirred up in my head.

Thanks for the welcome :)

[Terra Alta]

111. if by "hawt" you mean

looks that would turn Medusa to stone -- then yes, W is pretty fucking hawt.

[JCMach1]

5. Confession Time

Martha Stewart



Grace Jones

[MarcoMcHairyPants]

6. Grace Jones is amazing.

I would not be ashamed of this at all. (Unless you mean in her geriatric state)

[JCMach1]

23. She definitely has a unique look... I had a crush on her when I was a teen

I still think Martha is hot in a twisted way... I would love to help her in the kitchen some time... nudge, nudge

[lazarus]

13. Martha is indeed hot

I've thought so for years.

[struggle4progress]

24. I was gonna say Bella Abzug but you sent me researching Grace, and I have to admire the results

http://yorubawoman.files.wordpress.com.nyud.net:8090/2009/01/grace-jones-11.jpg

[Captain Hilts]

76. You like BAD girls! I know a couple guys who think Martha's hot. nt

[GirlAfire]

7. If Loving Tim Roth is Wrong...

...I don't want to be right.



I'm not even just talking about a young Tim Roth. I'm talking Tim Roth period. I can't explain it. I just ... want to do ungodly, depraved things to him.

[mcctatas]

8. OMG me too!

[GirlAfire]

9. Hey, I Edited With...

...an image that actually worked. I think you posted that before I could correct it, but check it out now. You will not be disappointed.

EDIT: He's mine, so... HANDS OFF! :P

[GirlAfire]

10. Did You See Him in...

"Captives"? If not, ummmmmm....

....

you must do so immediately.

[soleiri]

99. And me!

[Ohio Joe]

21. As a straight male.... Tim Roth is the shit

I would switch sides for him.

[GirlAfire]

22. HALLELUJAH!

You're a man after my own heart. :)

[blueamy66]

25. I like me some Tim Roth.

nt

[hippywife]

27. The first movie I ever saw him in

was Robb Roy. He was sooooo despicable and smarmy in that I can't seem to get past that character.

[mcctatas]

11. this is extremely painful to admit, please be gentle with me...

but I want to take a ride on Todd Palin's snow machine :hide:

[MarcoMcHairyPants]

12. You are a brave soul for admitting this but

Gross. Haha.

[XemaSab]

48. If you could put someone else's brain in his body

HELL to the YES.

But he's a gross person, made even grosser by having schtupped Sarah. x(

[struggle4progress]

14. As a middle-aged dude, I'm expert at inappropriate attractions to women. I'm inappropriately

attracted to women all the time. I can be inappropriately attracted to women faster than you can throw them at me -- and much faster than they throw themselves at me

[AllenVanAllen]

15. The White Witch

Tilda Swinton really doesn't do it for me but I thought the White Witch was kinda' sexy.

[Aristus]

46. Total rip-off of Frank Frazetta's Silver Warrior:

The White Witch's sleigh was pulled by white reindeer, not polar bears...

[AllenVanAllen]

103. I'm not sure who the artist is but

If your gonna' steal, steal from the best.

:hi:

[AllenVanAllen]

125. Oh, and the White Witch's battle chariot is pulled by polar bears.

Here's a great illustration John Howe did for the film.

[Rhiannon12866]

16. When I was in college, I developed a crush on Robert Stack.

They had old "Untouchables" re-runs on the local TV station every weeknight at 7pm and I rarely missed it... He was so cool... :bounce:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

87. I must concede that, while I didn't have a crush on him -I am a straight male-

I always thought he looked very handsome and dignified when he hosted Unsolved Mysteries, which used to be one of my favorite shows -and one I watch endlessly when it's on in syndication. I can understand his appeal

[kwassa]

93. I saw Robert Stack standing in some bushes once ...

up at Lake Hollywood, this reservoir in the Hollywood Hills where I used to go running. There was a small film crew on the road with cameras pointed in to the bushes, pointed at him. He was apparently doing an intro to one of the Unsolved shows.

It was quite surreal.

[Rhiannon12866]

122. I liked that show, too, though it wasn't a vehicle like "The Untouchables..."

He could have a knock down fight with one of the bad guys, but would never lose his hat, LOL. He was always cool, and dignified. (Except maybe for his role in "Airplane!") ;)

Did you know that he was nominated for an Academy Award for "Written on the Wind?" And he also won an Emmy for his role on "The Untouchables..." :woohoo:

Years ago, I read his autobiography, "Straight Shooting," and he had a fascinating life, knew everyone in early Hollywood, and, as the title describes, was an excellent marksman. I also shot competitively in my youth, so that held an additional interest for me... :D

[Drunken Irishman]

17. Kathy Bates.

Love her. I'd probably fuck her too if she let me.

[chrisa]

36. Would you let her 'hobble' you?

(Gets hit by tomato)

[tmyers09]

18. Carrie "Opposite Marriage" Prejean.

:hide:

[Monk06]

19. Russell Brand of course. Silly Goose

[WinkyDink]

37. He is awesome! Handsome and funny! (I follow his Twitter page.)

I've worked at forgiving him for mocking "Manuel" (Andrew Sachs).

[Skittles]

90. what's not to love?

:D

[elleng]

20. LOST

Sahid

[Maine-ah]

28. love him!

[AwakeAtLast]

41. He was on L&O: SVU this week looking mighty smokin' hot

:loveya:

[elleng]

69. Damn, missed it watch it ALL THE TIME!

[grace0418]

77. The only reason you shouldn't is because he's MINE!

:)

[elleng]

97. Dear Grace,

I'm perfectly willing to share!!!!

[grace0418]

132. Alright fine. Although I think Barbara Hershey probably would have something to

say about it. :)

[elleng]

124. Notice that I haven't told anyone his 'real' name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naveen_Andrews

JAN. 17, his birthday!

[grace0418]

133. 41 today! Happy Birthday Naveen!

:loveya:

[old mark]

As a 62 year old man, I am attracted to young women-like 40 , 50

years old and even older - who, according to our mainstream society, are no longer attractive.

I don't think I would have much in common with anyone younger than maybe 40 or so.

Wierd, huh?

mark

[timtom]

39. I'm right in there with you.

[Bertha Venation]

43. "attracted to young women-like 40 , 50" -- you are a very smart man, mark

Calling women in their 40s and 50s "young." We ARE young. :hug:

[old mark]

54. Well, you cartainly are younger than I am......

:pals:

:yourock:

mark

[Courtesy Flush]

142. LOL, at 50 I don't have anything in common with sub 40 year-olds. n/t

[old mark]

26. Dupe-delete

[Bertha Venation]

29. Does a mild crush count?

My choir director. :blush: (He's a man.)

[Pool Hall Ace]

30. I'm a vegetarian, he's a cattle rancher

But I loves me some Bill Kurtis.

[betharina]

31. bill kurtis!

i grew up in gary, in. worked at the dairy queen--to my surprise one day working the drive-thru a familiar voice came over the speaker. when he drove around to the window i said, "you're..." and before he could get anything out he said "yes, i am" and smiled. he was very handsome in person!

[Pool Hall Ace]

65. Oh, I love his voice!

He is one who could enthrall me by reading the phone book! :loveya:

[elleng]

123. I lived in Chicago years ago, when he (and I!) was younger!

MORE handsome, and same good voice!

[betharina]

32. paul giamatti

[MiddleFingerMom]

33. Paris Hilton.

.

.

[tainted_chimp]

52. I love him!

Something about those eyes slay me.



So smart.
Very sexy.

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Don't Know If This Counts, Or Not. . .

. . .but i've always had a thing for Amy Madigan. She's not classically beautiful, but i always found her very attractive.
GAC

[PassingFair]

35. Russell Crowe

Can't help it.

[Skittles]

92. no mystery there

he is sexy as all get out - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[WinkyDink]

38. Once upon a time, Ralph Nader.

[timtom]

40. Piper Laurie

Extra weight and all. She has always been remarkably beautiful.

[XemaSab]

49. I was watching Twin Peaks a couple months ago

and thinking she was actually pretty cute back then. :P

[timtom]

53. Cute and SASSY!

Just the kind I like.

[AwakeAtLast]

42. I'm not sure if I shouldn't, but

Gary Oldman might fit your description.

[EndersDame]

44. dupe

[EndersDame]

45. Steve Buscemi tops my twisted list

Steve Buscemi


Spock (not Leonard Nimoy but Spock)

Gogol Bordello's Eugene Hutz




Charlie Chaplin



Buster Keaton


and I would so totally move to an Area that allowed Gay marriage for Judi Dench

[Aristus]

47. My wife is nine years older than me, but I'd move up to 23 years older than me for Helen Mirren:

I mean...DAMN! :wow:

[MountainLaurel]

50. I find Vladmir Putin strangely attractive

Yes, I'm going to burn in hell.

[EndersDame]

104. I am glad I am not the only one

:)

[EndersDame]

107. Putin Shirtless

[Hello_Kitty]

51. Joe Scarborough.

:blush: :hide:

[flvegan]

55. LeftyMom's sister.

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

78. She does think you're "pretty cute for an old guy."

:rofl:

[darkstar3]

56. It's happened to me a few times.

As a person in my mid-twenties, I often find it very difficult to judge the age of most people...

One memorable occasion was at the theater in 2006. Drawn to a random family comedy because of the main star, I found myself staring slack-jawed at the gorgeous girl they had found to play the family's daughter. I'd never seen her before, and I found myself fervently hoping that she would be cast in more roles in the future.

The movie was RV.
I went to see it because I think Robin Williams is hilarious.
The "daughter", I found out later, was played by a pop-star (I hate and avoid pop like the plague) named JoJo.
She was 15 at the time of filming.

And suddenly, an Alonzo Bodden joke hit much closer to home with me...
"Now I did not KNOW that I was a pedophile, but after I saw that I thought 'man, I gotta go down and register.'"

[Deep13]

57. Nope. I don't believe "should" has anything to do with it.

Unless the attraction is pathological, that is, like incest or pedophilia. Of course I don't act on most attraction.

[valerief]

58. Looks like a wig to me. nt

[Bennyboy]

59. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? The Verizon Guy!

It's the eyebrows...

[RFKHumphreyObama]

60. A few....

I can't find the shot of Nancy Pelosi I wanted so I'll use an old one


Kerry Kennedy


Caroline Kennedy


Jill Biden

[lunatica]

61. Sumo wrestlers

They make me feel downright petite

[MarcoMcHairyPants]

126. His stance

is perfect. To give and to receive. lol.

[nolabear]

62. As a zaftig, silver haired, blue eyed Southern woman who makes a mean gumbo, I thank you!

[nolabear]

63. I'm a straight woman, I guess, but kd lang and Rachel Maddow totally turn me on.

So I guess I'm kinda curvy. In more ways than one, actually.

[KamaAina]

64. 63 posts and no Sarah Palin?!

Oh goddess, the one with her in panty hose and running shoes... I'd just have to make sure she didn't open her mouth... ya, you betcha! :scared:

[Bennyboy]

66. Marie Osmond.......

I would just love to...... well do things to her nobody else has done.....Wipe that Mormon right off her face....

[Amerigo Vespucci]

72. I believe the term you're searching for is a "Dirty Donnie"

:rofl:

:toast:

[GoCubsGo]

130. LOL!!

I could say the same about her brother, Donny.

[bigwillq]

67. Hello.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[AsahinaKimi]

68. Tila Tiquila

Yes shes a skank, and nutty, but I think shes looks great (or maybe its that katana she is holding idk)

[Wapsie B]

81. She is steamy hot in that pic.

Very nice.....

[caitxrawks]

86. she IS pretty, despite popular opinion.

I'm totally jealous of her huge eyes. Those damn Asian girls...*grumblegrumble*

[Amerigo Vespucci]

70. Former First Lady Barbara Bush

I personally cannot stop thinking about Bar. Her accent is sexy. So is her hair. And that pearl necklace.



:rofl:

[Skittles]

91. scheduling Amerigo for ass-kicking

Paula Deen made me wince but Babs Bush - that is just fucking EGREGIOUS

[krispos42]

96. I think you'll have to wait in line for your turn.

Ugh. Looking at her scorches my soul.

[Skittles]

100. I don't wait in line

I kick asses of those in front of me to get to my proper place; yes INDEED

[krispos42]

105. Do some stretches, first...

...you might cramp up otherwise! :-)


I hope you're ass-kickingly ambidexterous?

[Skittles]

106. I exercise an hour every day

I am SOOOO f'n fit :D

[krispos42]

108. So you'll be able to kick both cheeks?

Excellent!

[RoyGBiv]

109. Well there goes my dinner ...

You're going straight to hell.

[hyphenate]

120. OOOh NO!

Now I have to go and wash my eyes and brain out with soap! You're mean! But Babs is even meaner! :cry:

[canoeist52]

71. Father Guido Sarducci ---is he off limits?

[Kaleva]

73. Sarah Palin, Lady Gaga.

[HughBeaumont]

74. Stacy London and Progressive's Flo.

Droooool . . . slobber . . . grey streak . . . mouth . . . .


Got YOU covered, hot roller-derby-looking woman . . .

[Captain Hilts]

75. Alexander Hamilton, Ben Bradlee and Gore Vidal, all BAD boys, VERY BAD boyz! nt

[MrScorpio]

79. There's only one answer for this one: Fran Drescher

I'd do her in a heartbeat... Just to make her squeal.

[Zavulon]

80. Laura Ingraham.

She's a shrill shrew, but in a physical sense she is (in my eyes, anyway) smoking hot.

[femmocrat]

82. Anderson Cooper n/t

[Roon]

88. Same here

I think he's HAUGHT and my friends think I am crazy.

[AlienGirl]

115. I once turned down a phone call from him...

[Maccagirl]

141. There's nothing wrong with considering Anderson is

attractive. He's got those incredible blue eyes. As a hetro, I'm just sorry he plays for the other team.

[SKKY]

83. I think Carrie Prejean is hot...

...yep. I'd hit it. I'd like to see how "conservative" she is when she's got my...um...nevermind.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

84. Can't believe I forgot these Republicans -just to show I'm bipartisan

Melissa Hart -Ex-Republican congresswoman from Pennsylvania.

Kay Bailey Hutchinson

Again, I'm attracted to older women

Have had a huge crush on Susan Collins for over a decade


I've always had a thing for Christine Todd Whitman

[caitxrawks]

85. i almost choked on an apple!

When I saw Paula! LOLLLL my husband and I have an inside joke. Phillip Seymour Hoffman is naked at the beginning of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, having sex with Marisa Tomei. Well, my husband didn't tell me this, and we started watching the movie. BAM there's naked PSH. I was scarred for life.

So now when he wants to annoy me he screams "PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN NAKEEEEEED!"

And I'll scream back "PAULA DEEN NAKEEEEEEEED COVERED IN BUTTER!"

I say it in her exaggerated Southern drawwwwl :P


I find Brad Pitt sexy as hell, but realistically know he's old enough to be my father, and there's something quite creepy about it.

[Skittles]

89. Phillip Seymour Hoffman

yes INDEED

[Jade Fox]

94. I once had a really hot dream about this guy......

[J-Lo Biafra]

101. You're gonna like the way he looks.

He guarantees it. :)

[XemaSab]

140. He's a good democrat

:D

[BulletproofLandshark]

95. The AT&T "rollover minutes" lady.

[Iggo]

98. +1

Oh dear. :rofl:

[Throd]

137. +2

[blue_roses_lib]

102. Eric Northman

I'm sure Alexander is a wonderful man as well, but Eric "the Viking Sheriff" Northman.... DAMNIT I just want to do hot things to that man...:blush: :hide:


And I'll change sides for this woman...



I mean....mmmmmmmm she's absolutely lovely. I'd love to touch her and hear her laugh and see her smile... :blush:

And one more...



The prez is HAAWWWT.

[AlienGirl]

110. Errr...

John McCain.

Sure, I voted against him; but I wouldn't NOT buy a magazine just because he was in the centerfold nekkid...

Tucker

[darkstar3]

112. Great,

now I'm gonna have nightmares. F'in EW!!!!!!!

[AlienGirl]

114. Sorry! It could be worse...I once trolled a sex chatroom, saying I had a Gingrich fetish.

[blue_roses_lib]

121. Brain Bleach!!

My mind's eye is SCORCHED!!!!

:puke:

[Terra Alta]

116. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

What a visual! Now I KNOW I won't be getting any sleep tonight! :yoiks:

[Terra Alta]

113. W's daughter Barbara Bush.

I know she is W.'s spawn but I find her quite attractive. Can't say the same about Jenna, though. Poor gal took after her father in the looks department.

[bluesbassman]

117. Katherine Harris. I mean c'mon, who could resist a woman...

that can hold a possum like that? :rofl:

[Mopar151]

118. Amy Winehouse n/t

[hyphenate]

119. Well certainly a little offbeat in their looks

I like Martin Clunes




though a little more traditionally goodlooking is Tommy Walsh

[tainted_chimp]

127. Mike Wallace

I've ALWAYS found him sexy.

[EastTennesseeDem]

128. Call me crazy, but I happen to find Scarlett Johansson attractive.

Her and Olivia Wilde.

I know, I know. It's nuts. For some reason, I don't know why, I am just attracted to them.

[blogslut]

129. I'm totally ashamed about it but

...Hamid Karzai:



I know he's a corrupt crony and a bit of a despot but damn, that man can rock the caps and capes.

[GoCubsGo]

131. Ted Allen...

Since you brought up Food Network personalities...

I am a straight female. Ted is what I call "a crying shame."

[kalli007]

134. Here goes..........

And I am a 29 yo female.....egads!

[From The Ashes]

135. These guys...

Stellan Skarsgard



Anthony LaPaglia

[Quantess]

144. They aren't ugly... why "shouldn't" you be attracted to them?

Too old for you?

[SocratesInSpirit]

136. What? Not one Robert Preston fan here?

:D







And of course, as Harold Hill:

[TrogL]

138. The Mary chick from daytime TV sometime around 1984

She had a show where she did simple house repairs like painting and building a table.

One standing joke was her daughter's bicycle half-completed on the workbench. After years, she finally got around to fixing it.

I was so in love with her.

[cloudbase]

139. Mackenzie Phillips

Had the hots for her from back in the American Graffiti days. I'm betting she's carrying just a bit of baggage these days.

[foxfeet]

143. Rahm Emanuel.

I want to make him squeal like the filthy, little pig he aspires to be. All consensual, of course. I guarantee those dark circles under his eyes would disappear.:hide: