Describe your symptoms

[Orrex]

[TZ]

1. Hmmm

Let me do a Johnny Carson here...What is someone has been reading the health scare lounge, ed? ;)

[taterguy]

2. Blisters in places that you don't want to know about

Are you sorry you asked?

[Skittles]

8. you want I should kick your blistered ass, taterguy?

yes INDEED

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. My penis is the size of a normal adult's pinky finger.

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And it's been badly swollen like that for two weeks now.
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[Kali]

5. ...

:spray:

[spinbaby]

4. Well, there's this sort of twinge...

...and a lumpy thing. Also, there's this falling out over here. Only when I walk, though.

[texanwitch]

6. Don't have any.

I am feeling pretty good.

Now, I say this and I will have sinus problems.

[Skittles]

7. I aways have this uneasy feeling

that I know will only be relieved if I kick ass

[Taverner]

9. Everything looks blurry and the Flaming Lips actually make sense to me

[suninvited]

10. it really hurts when I do this

oh...ouch

[kentauros]

11. I keep hearing a very loud meow somewhere to my right.

I perceive time to be slipping by very fast.

[UTUSN]

12. Um, getting pissed off at neighbor-kids dumping their soccer-

football- frosbee- tennis- ball(s) over my fence?!1


Really, how often/ how many times per day or per whatever, am I supposed to go pick up the fucking ball?!1

Am ------------------- *I* ------------- the TRAINED DOG?????????!1


I've got an idea, what if I refuse to pick up the MacGUFFIN, AND call the police every time and admit THEM to my property and let THEM toss the MacGUFFIN over the fence????????????!!!!1

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[kentauros]

13. Get an industrial chipper

then put a sign on the top that says "Win A Prize if you get your toy in here" :evilgrin: