OMG!

[jmowreader]

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/adg/1549007618.html

[kayakjohnny]

1. Uh....

Umm....

Not really sure just what I read there.

Wow.

[Iggo]

7. Oh, I know EXACTLY what I read there. (n/t)

;-)

[Call Me Wesley]

2. LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!

JUST YOU AND ME AND A FUNERAL OF ROSES IN MISSES SIPPY AND SEWERY AND THEN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANNA MAKE ME TO DO AND I DO IT WHEN YOU DO IT TOO, AND THEN WE DO IT TOGETHER! I HAVE A PLAYSTATION!

[petronius]

3. I'm guessing "roses" is the oh-so-clever code word for dollars?

Funny stuff...

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Oh........... roses = dollars!!!!!

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I thought it was a term for some sort of erotic practice
with which I was unfamiliar.
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Thanks for clearing that up.
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Note to self: Void check.
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[hippywife]

4. That is so truly sad.

Even if there were/is no funeral, someone is setting themselves up in an extremely dangerous situation just to make some bucks.

[Brickbat]

5. Yup, sad all the way around.

[Capn Sunshine]

9. I suspect they've done it before

probably not the first "funeral" they've had to attend

[Iggo]

8. Note to my loved ones:

If you feel you need to prostitute youself just to get to my funeral, please feel free to skip my funeral.

(Unless that's your job. Then knock yourself out.)

[NYC_SKP]

10. WEAR A CONDOM!!1!!!111

There were other please for "roses", 400 roses gets you anything you want, and a pic!