So I grew my hair out and grew a beard and I think I look like Jesus.

rcrush

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Mon Jan-18-10 01:50 AM
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So I grew my hair out and grew a beard and I think I look like Jesus.

I am going to use this to try and hit on women. I bet lots of women would love if Jesus hit on them at a bar.

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velvet

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Mon Jan-18-10 01:57 AM
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1. a word of advice

Don't wear socks with the sandals.

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Skittles

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Mon Jan-18-10 01:59 AM
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2. I WILL KICK SOME JESUS-RESEMBLING WOMANIZING RCRUSH ASS

YES INDEED

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rcrush

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:02 AM
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4. Let Jesus heal you...

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krispos42

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Mon Jan-18-10 03:03 AM
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18. Sounds like more of a "Jesus, heal thyself" situation...

:-)

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wickerwoman

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:02 AM
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3. I think modern girls prefer a clean-shaven Castro.

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EndersDame

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:07 AM
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5. Nobody Fucks With The Jesus

'just sayin

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AsahinaKimi

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:09 AM
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6. wait ..wait...wait...

And after all this time, I thought you looked like Commander Sisko..

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rcrush

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:15 AM
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7. I wish

He's just the most awesome guy ever.

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kentauros

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:15 AM
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8. Maybe Commander Sisko's first name is Jesus

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AsahinaKimi

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:20 AM
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11. no ..its Ben

Benjamin Sisko

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kentauros

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:33 AM
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14. Okay, then his online nickname is Jesus

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EndersDame

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:16 AM
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9. I feel like Sisko is talking to me everytime Rcrush posts

Edited on Mon Jan-18-10 02:17 AM by EndersDame

maybe I should change my sig pic because while Edward James Olmos is awesome, I look nothing like him

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AsahinaKimi

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:19 AM
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10. So thats who that was!

Mr. Miami Vice! I loved that show!

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EndersDame

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:22 AM
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12. He will always be Commander Adama for me

the only other sci fi commander who comes close to The Sisko!

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AsahinaKimi

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:26 AM
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13. Yea but ...

Edited on Mon Jan-18-10 02:29 AM by AsahinaKimi

Lt. Martin Castillo was once a Ninja...

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rcrush

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:36 AM
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15. As Jesus I can perform many miracles.

With my hands!

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AsahinaKimi

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Mon Jan-18-10 02:58 AM
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16. I like the one where you

Use the Bajoran Prophets Orb of Prophecy to do parlor tricks while entertaining the staff of Deep Space nine...

Oh wait..that was Sisko ..

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rcrush

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Mon Jan-18-10 03:02 AM
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17. I never said I could perform Sisko level miracles!

Not even Jesus can beat up a Klingon invasion force with his bare hands.

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EndersDame

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Mon Jan-18-10 03:05 AM
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19. But can you turn water into Klingon Blood Wine

or Romulan Ale?

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rcrush

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Mon Jan-18-10 03:09 AM
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20. Only Earth based beverages

Cause Jesus is from Earth.

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EndersDame

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Mon Jan-18-10 03:13 AM
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21. I will believe you are Jesus if you can turn a Bud into a Beer

That truly would be a miracle! But seriously I could use a nice scotch easy on the rocks right now!

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jobycom

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Mon Jan-18-10 04:01 AM
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22. Jesus stole that look from Willie Nelson, who really is God. nt

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RadiationTherapy

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Mon Jan-18-10 04:39 PM
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23. If you are white, you probably don't look like jesus.

But I know the hippie 'jesus' look you are talking about, superstar.

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