If someone toilet papers your house...

[rcrush]

Would you try and keep as much toilet paper as you could and use it?


I would. I hope someone TP's my house because I'm all out of toilet paper.

[donheld]

1. Call the Governor and see if he saved it

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=127766&catid=339

[OrwellwasRight]

2. Where do you live?

Maybe Frylock, GOPisEvil, and I can come help out. I haven't done a good TPing in over 20 years.

[Kaleva]

3. Try using snowballs. It's refreshing.

Depending on conditions between one's butt cheeks, a person may select an ice ball with grit, a loosely packed snowball or a hard packed snowball.

[Common Sense Party]

8. We used corn cobs, back in the day.

Just sayin'.

[struggle4progress]

11. So that's why the plumber was always there with the pipe snake

Some of us had wondered about that

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. TP memories

.
When I was an early-teenaged support system for male genitalia, the early-teenaged
Griffin girls lived 3 houses down from me. One Halloween, about half-a-dozen of
us guys TP'd their house 'cause, you know... that's how smalltown Midwestern young
guys let young girls know that they liked them back then.
.
About 5 minutes into it, I froze in disbelief. Their MOM, Mrs. Griffin, had joined us
and was TP'ing the trees and house just as enthusiastically as we were. She saw me
staring and laughed, "C'mon... the girls will have to clean all this up tomorrow...
not ME!!!"
.
That was a fun family.
.

[Kali]

12. we threw rocks

not at Halloween, to let 'em know we liked 'em

[Kaleva]

5. I think all the outhouses I helped flip over are long gone. Can't help you.

[ashling]

6. No thanks

We just got a 16 pack at Big Lots

[Common Sense Party]

7. Call Sheryl Crow.

She has extra.

[proteus_lives]

9. I wouldn't

Probably pretty dirty.

[Mugu]

10. Keep your litter on your property

and I'll keep my 65 year old cartridges on mine.

[M155Y_A1CH]

13. Always was a Sears catalog in the outhouse.

The kind with the really thin paper. Don't know how it would do with plumbing, though.