Overheard it

[AsahinaKimi]

Some of these are pretty funny
http://overheard.it/tweets


samples:

in Starbucks: "I bought gummy bears... my kids eat them like candy" .... that's because they are candy.


on Amtrak. In Conversation about Restaurants in LA, train guard: "the one where that Baretta guy shot his wife, that's the best".


Overheard @debtfreeguy: My "check engine" light came on the other day. I popped the hood, and looked, the engine is STILL there!


phrase of the day, he's a little bit of a cuddle slut. Only in utah


in the book trader: "my daughter went to columbia, graduated in the top 10. complete idiot."


at Lunch: "Did you hear that Tobey McQuire is quitting Spiderman?" "Yeah, they should offer Conan the job."


"Come on people. It's not exactly rock science."


“Right now the project is all talk and mirrors but if we get funding we can afford to add smoke.”


on the streets of dublin twice today - people wishing each other a happy new year - is it not time to stop that now?


"Apart from my wedding, the worst day of my life."


RT @oneluvgurl: So what if I want to have my cake and eat it, too? It's fucking cake, bitches!



at Walmart - "don't worry my mom is a lush and dad has a girlfriend. They won't even know I'm gone." #WTF