LAST REPLY WINS!!!

[LTR]

On your mark... get set... GO!!!

[kentauros]

1. Okay, but one question first:

Is it okay to threadjack?

[AllenVanAllen]

26. If you can dream it....

[KittyWampus]

97. A Teddy-corn? A Tedyr?

what is really disturbing about that is the tail done in mohair, too.

[rcrush]

2. HAH you lose!

[kentauros]

3. Well, at least you spelled "lose" correctly!

:P

[rcrush]

4. i had to double check

[kentauros]

5. I triple-checked it for you

so no need to reply.

[Alias Dictus Tyrant]

6. I am so not playing this game n/t

D'oh!

[LostInAnomie]

7. ANYONE WITH A POST NUMBER HIGHER THAN MINE LOVES TO EAT POOP!!!!

[kentauros]

10. Guess that's not me, then

[Terra Alta]

47. Whew... I'm safe! nt

[alfredo]

101. If you drink pop from self serve machines you have a 50 50 chance of consuming poop.

[MiddleFingerMom]

105. So... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

.
... how do I increase my odds of getting the combo?
.
.
.
.
M-m-m-m... soda poop.
.
.
Dr. Pooper.
.
.
.
.
Coca-Colon.
.
.
.
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Before anybody starts in on me... I'm sending myself to my room now.
.

[alfredo]

108. Yeah, you like your room, that's where you keep your Wii and bong.

[velvet]

8. wins what?

I'm not playing till I know if the prize is worth the effort.

[alfredo]

135. An autographed picture of Rush's pilodinal cyst.

[From The Ashes]

9. what do I win?

:rofl:

[marzipanni]

11. I one a skunk. n/t

[redwitch]

15. I two it.

:-)

[kentauros]

12. I got a rock!

[texanwitch]

13. I have seen 27 episodes of Have Gun Will Travel in a role.

We need this guy to take on the Republicans.

He can kick some ass.

[kentauros]

14. You've got mail!

Well, PM anyweigh :P

[Iggo]

16. Loosers!

:P

[kentauros]

40. No, that's "Loosener's"

LT BRADSHAW

All right, hold it right where you are! I'm Lieutenant Bradshaw with a piece of advice for you. Now, here in the studio it's all knuckles and know how. But when that red light goes off, I'm just plain Harry Aames: citizen, weekend father. (background – “See ya tomorrow.” “Goodnight, Harry” “Bye Harry”) Now take a tip from a cop who does; radio work can be just as dirty and exciting as hunting down public enemy Number One. So when I get home, my old lady knows what I need, and how! A warm, heaping bowl full of Loosener's Castor Oil Flakes—with real glycerin vibrafoam! It doesn't just wash your mouth out—it cleans the whole system, right on down the line! So, come on you little rookies! Tell your mom to get on it, and do it everyday! Just remember what the guys down at the precinct-house sing...

MEN

(singing) Oooooohhhh... It ain't no use if you ain't got the boost, the boost you get from Looseners! Loooooooooooooo-snerrrrrrrz!

ANNOUNCER

...the all weather breakfast! (organ) And now we return you to Act Three of Nick Danger, Third Eye! (organ fwah)

:P

[azmouse]

17. heehee...

[JonLP24]

18. What do I win?

:woohoo:

[AwakeAtLast]

19. It's me, Me, ME!

I'm the winner!!!!

:bounce:

[kentauros]

20. 20-post mark.

Now y'all have to click "view all" to see me :P

[LTR]

21. kentauros wins!

Oh wait! I posted!

[kentauros]

30. Maybe we need a contest for who can start the most threads

[Sultana]

22. This is an impossible game

:crazy:

[hedgehog]

23. I'm bullish on kudzu---

it's going places!

[MiddleFingerMom]

24. [personal attack]

personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
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COME ON, MODS!!!!
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personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
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COME N GET ME, COPPERS!!!!
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personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
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ARE YOU GONNA LOCK THIS OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
.
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
personal attack personal attack personal attack personal attack
.
(out-of-breath) mods?
.
I don't like this game anymore.
.

[MiddleFingerMom]

106. I was scrolling down and reading all the posts and got to the previous one...

.
... and was wondering... how the HELL someone could post something as ME... it sounded like
me... looked like my style... whoever's doing it has me down to a T... and then I realized this thread has
been around for almost a month...
.
... and it WAS me.
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In... um... you know... ... ... ... a previous life or sumpin'.
.
In a life where I had the ability to amember things. A life where I didn't have the short-term memory of
a goldfish.

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I have a string tied around my left middle finger to remind myself of my screenname.
.
It doesn't really help... but every freakin' time I leave the house... I buy a loaf
of bread and a dozen eggs.
.

[Paper Roses]

25. Is this supposed to be like the thread that never dies? n/t

[kentauros]

27. No, it's exactly like "Be the Thread-Killer" threads.

:P

[jmowreader]

28. Then the trophy goes to me

I can kill a thread just by looking at it.

[kentauros]

29. If that's the case, then you'll never get this trophy nor the thread-killing kind,

since it requires your post to do so. Looking at it doesn't tell the rest of us that you looked at it

[lunatica]

31. I'm posting this as my 8,000th post

I like nice round numbers.

[kentauros]

32. Congratulations!

Too bad you can't win

[lunatica]

33. Ha! You lose!

[kentauros]

34. I do?

Well, okay then! :D

[bigwillq]

35. Congrats on 8,000!

:toast:

[lunatica]

36. makes me wanna dance!

[kentauros]

37. You could dance like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VBn2FC8Dts

[Haole Girl]

38. Ok

I'm a pretty good thread killer.

:hi:

[kentauros]

39. I agree

[Haole Girl]

41. I'll bookmark this one for later

:evilgrin:

What are we trying to win, anyway?

:crazy:

[lunatica]

42. the Brilliance Award

[AsahinaKimi]

43. probably some

Sansom Luggage and an all expense paid vacation to DUzyland.

[kentauros]

44. The prize is that lonely, sinking feeling you get

when everyone ignores you :P

[lunatica]

45. You mean the one when you suspect you're on ignore?

It's a lonely feeling indeed!

[kentauros]

51. What's worse is when they announce that you're on ignore

(presumably because they can't read who or what was posted) making you wonder what you ever did or said to get yourself on ignore in the first place ;)

[Haole Girl]

46. Oh, then I'll win hands down

:P

[Terra Alta]

48. on another board, many moons ago, I was a member of the TKE.

Thread killers elite... :hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

49. I'm here to claim my prize

AGAIN!!!

:D

[OrwellwasRight]

50. That's what you think!!

:+

[AsahinaKimi]

54. "Yu dun no dem very well do yu?"

[kentauros]

52. Why, is LTR giving out multiple prizes now?

I thought there could only be just one!

[lunatica]

53. How many times do I have to fucking end this damn thread!

You guys remind me of traveling long distances with squabbling children. Arg!

[AsahinaKimi]

55. you don't have to..

I would be glad to help.

[TicketyBoo]

129. Are we

there yet?

[texanwitch]

56. Howdy.

Everybody else just go to bed.

I win.

[AsahinaKimi]

57. Its only 8:10 pm here

I never go to bed this early!

[pintobean]

58. DU AdBot always wins these things.

I think he/she cheats.

[AsahinaKimi]

59. Not today...

[texanwitch]

60. Cool picture.

I will be up watching Torchwood for awhile.

[Duer 157099]

61. Locking n/t

[AsahinaKimi]

62. um yeah

Right...:P

[OrwellwasRight]

63. Is there a time limit onthis thing?

I can be patient. Veerrrryyyy patient!

[Duer 157099]

64. it was worth a try anyway

:D

[AwakeAtLast]

65. I'm going to try reverse psychology this time

Here to not claim a prize.....<whistling in the wind>

[kentauros]

66. Anything to drown out sports threads

is fine and dandy by me :D

[pintobean]

67. 1 more try n/t

[AsahinaKimi]

68. did it work?

I guess not.

[pintobean]

69. I think

it has to be a reply to the OP. I also think the prize is whatever the winner wants, as long as it's free and on the internets.

[AsahinaKimi]

70. okay

Just checking, you are sure now? No doubts or drawbacks?

[Haole Girl]

71. I win!

;-)

[Lyric]

72. Last Reply

I win! :)

[geardaddy]

73. Me!

I win!

[Haole Girl]

74. This thread will probably still be going the day DU shuts down

:rofl:

[AsahinaKimi]

75. Oh gosh I hope not

That would be depressing.

[Haole Girl]

76. I really don't think this thread is ever going to die

:P

[Bucky]

77. Not yet, ya bastids! I win, I win!!

[XemaSab]

78. So what do I win?

:shrug:

[femmocrat]

79. Champion thread-killer here!

What did I win?

[AsahinaKimi]

80. NOT Sure what the winner gets...

oops! did I just respond lastly?

[TK421]

81. My balls itch n/t

[Inchworm]

83. Scratches TK421's balls...

using peanut butter and a 4 month old kitty.

:yoiks:

[TK421]

84. OOOhhhhh.....interesting!

:yoiks:

[11 Bravo]

82. As a thread killer without peer, I claim victory!

[charlie and algernon]

85. Locking

I win!

[AsahinaKimi]

86. UNLOCKED!!

hehehe! I used a Macgyver key!!

[charlie and algernon]

87. fine, super duper double LOCKING!

hah! I win again! :woohoo:

[AsahinaKimi]

88. UNLOCKED again

A Macgyver key can open ANYTHING!

[pintobean]

89. K&Error

[bikebloke]

90. I win! I win!

[workforced]

91. Good grief

Quite possibly the most vacuous meme thread possible. However, it is effective. Damn.

[kentauros]

92. You've never played in a thread-killing thread then

:P

[XemaSab]

93. Seriously

What do I win? :shrug:

[dixiegrrrrl]

94. Woot!

Just in time, I see.

[kentauros]

95. The self-satisfaction

of killing a silly thread in the Lounge :P

[schmuls]

96. Me! Me! me1

[dixiegrrrrl]

98. I agree...you, you, you.

[rurallib]

99. I'm not joining til the post count passes graywarrior's

never ending thread

[alfredo]

100. I love Curling. It's more exciting than you'd think. I just saw the US beat

Russia in a real nail biter. US women finally won one!!!

[kentauros]

104. That looks more like a statement than a reply

:P

[alfredo]

107. Picky picky picky

[kentauros]

110. Yes, I am.

:P

[alfredo]

111. Try some Hydrocortisone cream.

[kentauros]

116. Aloe vera is cheap

and I grow my own.

[alfredo]

120. It's been a while since I've had any aloe around the house.

[EastTennesseeDem]

102. Last! HA!

Fuck all y'all losers. Victory!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[dixiegrrrrl]

103. Congratulations!!!!!!!!

oh.....ooops........

[EastTennesseeDem]

121. Thanks!

[Throd]

109. Have you ever tried to sneak out a fart and ended up with a mud-bubble?

[elshiva]

112. Kill this thread, NOW!

[kaiden]

113. No, no, no. I kill threads.

[sohndrsmith]

114. a lune upon a lunar tune aroon n/t

[elshiva]

115. Wiger Toods

[sohndrsmith]

117. ...um...er... '"jes' fine," says bug.'

[elshiva]

118. quite, quite.

[Writer]

119. To make this work, you will have to post a picture of a penis.

Then it becomes a race - the last post before the thread gets deleted and you get TS'd wins!

:P

[sohndrsmith]

122. Bobby Mercer, Number One! ... (I think. Long time ago.... 'kay.) n/t

[fortyfeetunder]

123. LAST REPLY

that should do it.

[sohndrsmith]

124. Oh I get it... I'm just not clever or lucid enough to prove it. n/t.

[flying rabbit]

125. wait...

what?

[AsahinaKimi]

126. something...

Not sure what.I heard a sound!

[flying rabbit]

127. Yes...

almost like the sound of one hand clapping. Hmmm...

[AsahinaKimi]

128. Thats easy to do, you know

You just slap your buddha belly! Hehehehehe!

[flying rabbit]

133. No...

that is the sound of one hand and one Buddha belly clapping. Nice try.:7 But what did we hear?

[AsahinaKimi]

134. It was the sound of

A cat purring..

[flying rabbit]

136. ...Being petted by the

other hand of Buddha.

[AsahinaKimi]

139. more like

Petted by Buddhagirl!

[TicketyBoo]

130. Crickets?

[TicketyBoo]

131. Race?

Isn't that the terminology for the start of a race?

If so, I'm sorry to be so late off the mark!

[AsahinaKimi]

132. I always wondered who

Mark is.. "On your Mark".. I don't have a Mark! :shrug:

[KittyWampus]

137. I WIN! Finally. I won something. So what, it's a Lounge thread contest. No one can take this away

from me. I'll cherish this moment for ever.

[JTG of the PRB]

138. Yeah, no one can take this away from you! Now not, not ever!

Oops.

:evilgrin:

[TicketyBoo]

140. This is the song that doesn't end…

It just goes on and on, my friend.

[texanwitch]

141. This is still going on.

I will be up for the next few hours.

[AsahinaKimi]

142. Apparently..

did I spell that right?

[AsahinaKimi]

143. cough...

(^___^)"

[nolabear]

144. Something, something, rah-rah-rah!!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

145. E.T. Phone Home

Bee good. Also, shut yer fucking pie holes. I be the winner. What I win?

[astral]

146. since i am

frequently the last poster in a thread, I will just hop in here.

'bye bye, Thread!

( i knew i'd be a winner someday )

[nolabear]

147. Not so fast.

[Skittles]

148. YEE HAW!

[TicketyBoo]

149. Some people started singing it

Not knowing what it was

[RedCloud]

150. Too late to play?

[texanwitch]

151. Quess not.

We might get some snow tmorrow.

Not much but snow.

[AsahinaKimi]

152. rocked!

oh darn..there goes my Engrish again!

[undeterred]

153. This is going to go on forever.

[TicketyBoo]

154. Some people started singing it,

not knowing what it was

[racaulk]

155. So...do I win?

:hi: