Oh, Billessica, we hardly knew ye.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2010/01/19/20100119jessica-simpson.html

Hopefully, this ends speculation as to this, which I still have no comment on:

http://www.newkerala.com/news/fullnews-32136.html

Now that you've had your fun with Ms. Chicken-of-the-Sea, can you get back to recording your music? And while you are at it, offer a real LP as opposed to the whole song download-per-3 month thing you've been doing?

[KamaAina]

1. I can think of only one explanation for the whole sordid fiasco

Corgan realized his campaign to piss off every single human being on planet Earth was losing steam, so he turned to Tony Romo's ex in a desperate and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to turn the tide.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Believe it or not, I can understand the logic on both sides.

For Jessica Simpson, it was an attempt to change her image from the brainless "Chicken of the Sea" one dimensional character by dating someone who had legitimate musical talent, a tortured yet insufferable genius of sorts. The anti-Nick Lachey, arguably.

For Billy, she's a hot woman and would keep him culturally relevant and in the news. And honestly, that's basically what all rock stars want deep down, right?

Unfortunately for the two of them, it was a doomed endevour from the start. Much like Zwan.

And the mere mention of a Billy-Jessica collaboration scared the ever living shit out of me. I mean, at least Yoko was quirky.