Dingbat Christian Heidi Montag: "Or maybe God gave me extra because he knew what I would be doing"

[LynneSin]

Why do these nutjob Christians think that Plastic Surgery is such a holy thing to do? Did the bible talk about the sins of vanity? Hell, wasn't that one of the 7 deadly sins? (Pride). Yet these fundies like Carrie Prejean and Heidi Montag, 2 perfect healthy body females, think that somehow it's Christian to become plasticized?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/20/heidi-montag-tries-to-mov_n_429456.html

Heidi Montag recently unveiled her new and improved body and face and now she is trying to talk about her difficult journey, even though the ten surgical procedures left her unable to move her face or speak normally. And, she says, they almost killed her.

"I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did," she told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush. "My breathing was five breaths per minute, which is like almost dead."

Billy asks Heidi, a vocal Christian, whether she has rejected God's creation.

"Or maybe God gave me extra because he knew what I would be doing," Heidi said. Heidi's resume includes appearing on several reality shows, posing for Playboy and co-authoring a book with husband Spencer Pratt called 'How to be Famous.'

When Billy asks Heidi to move her face as much as she can, she blinks her eyes and manages a small, pained smile.

"I feel pretty plastic," she said. "It's still hard for me to chew sometimes and I have to speak very quietly because my jaw and everything--I'm still readjusting to talking."

[sarge43]

1. The seven deadly sins are a medieval concept

However, Proverbs says pride precedes destruction and a haughty spirit, a fall.

So yeah, Montag may be skating up to the edge. Jesus would certainly ask her what she's done to help the least among us between cuts and tucks.

[Initech]

2. Extra what? It certainly wasn't brains or common sense.

[KamaAina]

3. "I feel pretty plastic"

How can she tell? :shrug:

[KamaAina]

4. MJ didn't die from Demerol

What a :dunce: .

[gratuitous]

5. Well, that was fascinating

No wait; what's the word I want? It's not "fascinating," that's for sure. Oh well, I've rented space in my brain to this woman long enough. I'll go memorize some RBI statistics from the 1963 Carolina League to push this person out and never think of her again.

Aaaaaahhh, that's the stuff.

[Chellee]

6. Nauseating?

Annoying?
Repulsive?
Stupefying?

[krabigirl]

7. Yuck. nt

[jakefrep]

8. Heidi Montag is a Christian?

You'd never know it from what you see on TV.

[Mopar151]

9. Shallow is as shallow does n/t

[peekaloo]

10. Jebus turned her eye water into whine.

and made her recyclable.

[Deep13]

11. It's the solipsism of assuming every thing one does is for some divine purpose. nt