You stay classy, John Mayer,

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/john_mayer_compares_dumping_je.php



John Mayer is the cover story for the latest issue of Rolling Stone where he opens about his love life to absolutely no one's surprise because it's John Mayer:

On Jennifer Aniston:
"I'm the asshole. I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal."

On relationships:
"All I want to do now is fuck the girls I've already fucked, because I can't fathom explaining myself to somebody who can't believe I'd be interested in them, and they're going, 'But you're John Mayer!' So I'm going backwards to move forward. I'm too freaked out to meet anybody else."

On Tiger Woods' problem:
"If Tiger Woods only knew when to jack off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life."

[Mojambo]

1. There is such a thing as being too honest... n/t

[tblue]

33. Too much information!

How full of yourself do you get to be? Guy!

[zonkers]

2. At least he's frank.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. But I wonder how much DU would respect his frankness if it came from a DUer and not Mayer

"All I want to do now is fuck the girls I've already fucked"

I saw an entire thread recently from someone who disapproved of the word "girls" to describe "women."

"Fucking" wasn't even mentioned! Just a lengthy discussion about the "G" word!

That kind of thread might send DU into level 1 lockdown...no sig lines, no avatars, no search function...the mind REELS.

:eyes:

[redqueen]

10. Most of the posts in that thread were saying it depends on context...

were they not? Very few said they were offended by the word full stop.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Well, I made the observation with a degree of facetiousness...

...because, as I've found out, I can say the most vanilla thing imaginable and find that my foot is in the

"ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY..."

beartrap. Some people on DU are just lookin' for the nearest dust-up.

:eyes:

[Captain Hilts]

15. You go, girl! That's exactly right. We should be wit da boyz in the sports forum...

I don't like the rumors about Benitez!

[redqueen]

16. What rumors?

Did they lose today?

I know he has the fans behind him, not that that means too much.

[zonkers]

13. Vugar? no doubt. And yes, heads would explode at DU as you described.

[Captain Hilts]

14. Another man telling women what they should find offensive. If you're white why not tell blacks

what should offend them?

[blueamy66]

24. Hey, it offends me.

nt

[rcrush]

21. DU should see how I talk with my male friends.

DU would crap babies.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. I thought he was john. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. How about fucking up a perfectly classic Tom Petty song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SK_Ps_Jfeg

:puke:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. That sucked with the intensity of a billion white-hot suns.

He can't decide if he wants to channel Petty or Dave Matthews on that one...

[Iggo]

8. I'll decide for him: Tom Petty.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Wrong.

More like Tom Petty if Tom Petty was deathly sick with a stomach flu.

[joeybee12]

6. Well, John is apparently not only a major talent, but very articulate.

:sarcasm:

[Iggo]

9. Articulate?

Racist!

:rofl:

[burrfoot]

7. That is the best thing I have heard in ages. n/t

[WinkyDink]

17. I hate his music, and find him repulsive.

[Orrex]

18. His hair is a wonderland

[LeftyMom]

19. I have no idea who that is. But he's managed to make a full sleeve not hot, and that takes work.

:thumbsdown:

[laundry_queen]

32. LMFAO!!! eom

[jobycom]

20. John should say what he means to say

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...

[crim son]

22. I love a man who speaks his mind. :sarcasm:

Also, he has a nose like a pig.

[blueamy66]

23. What an asshole.

Now I know why I've never liked him or his "music".

[Bucky]

25. What is he, like an actor or something?

I'm getting old. I don't know who any of these new celebrities are. My pop culture receiver must've died about the same time as Joey Ramone.

[Inchworm]

28. A geetar playin singer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VBex8zbDRs

:hi:

[rcrush]

27. "I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life"

This is how I live my life.

Everyone should do this.

[petronius]

29. I thought that was actually pretty insightful - most sticky situations can

be made less sticky (although actually more sticky) if you pause to relax and rub one out...

[redqueen]

30. I did too.

Not so artfully stated, but good advice nonetheless.

I also can identify with his sentiment about only wanting to fuck people he's already fucked. So that didn't bother me either.

I guess I'm as unclassy as he is.

[seabeyond]

35. find a little funny, the way you talk about females with your friends, and

your continuous masturbation. sounds about right, lol.

[unpossibles]

38. me too!

Now why do I keep getting fired...?

:shrug: :spank: :fistbump:

[Metric System]

31. I have a soft spot for him.

[NNadir]

34. I guess I'd have to know who he is to appreciate this.

But I have no idea who he is. Apparently he plays the guitar.

[bigwillq]

37. Then Google and find out

It's that simple.

[peekaloo]

36. Isn't his gee-tar playing a form of masturbation?

Mumbly Joe with an axe.

[RubyDuby in GA]

39. My uncle knew him when he was a nobody playing at Eddie's Attic in Decatur, GA

He said he was a total asshole who thinks he's some sort of guitar god. Glad to see that the rest of the world is finally getting to know that too.